Two college babes need a place to move in..

[Poonani Maker]

Should I offer them to move into my place (remember, I live in the slums)? If I did, it would mean, loss of privacy, free time on my own. However, this could lead to sex with a fine lookin lass - a 22 yr old cowgirl, a white Tyra Banks would be my best description. She was not her usual self tonight i.e. more open and bubbly, wanting to be noticed. I tried to get away and did rather abruptly, so as not to talk about taking her in. Let someone else take care of her. I've got my own problems. Her best friend I could take or leave - she's got a hook nose.

 

[dopexile]

tell them if they need a place to stay they're welcome to stay on your boner

 

[ezily]

are you kidding me? rent free!? Dude... you're nuts to consider this for a girl you don't even know. They won't sleep with you because you do this. I mean you might get sympathy sex but I highly highly doubt it. They'll just see you as a nice guy not someone they want to be with in a relationship or have sex with.

 

[Killer_Demo]

theres a difference between getting at a girl........then theres getting at a girl who LIVES with u.....dont s*** where u eat

 

[Colin O'Brien]

You'd regret the decision in a matter of days.

Still bang them though... hahah.

 

[Jitterbug]

If it's only temporary, and they cook, clean and do the laundry, I'd say yes.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Well, based on the numerous negative votes here, I guess I'll hold off...for now. I need a bigger, newer, and better place, so I'll wait until I can buy one and then take Jitterbug's advice and make them my maids as their wages. That would certainly ease my load as I work too hard from 8:30 to 9 at night.

 

[The Deacon]

I wouldn't do it unless you set some ground rules. Like, they gotta cook and clean or something. If you let them push you over and all that stuff, you're probably not going to get any sex and your wallet's gonna shrink too.

 

[WaRpEd]

AH! That gives me an ulcer just thinking about it.