ready123
Master Don Juan
Red Bull commercials
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TV commercials that you hate
- Thread starter Soprano
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Kerpal said::crackup:
Hahaha, you beat me to it, I was going to put that if no one else did already.
I also hate the commercials for Jared's jewelry stores. "He went to Jared!"
Haha yeah,
Pssst, he went to jared!
He went to jared!?!?
He went to Jared!!!
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I can't say that I "hate" this one by DQ but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiASRHDtiI
By the way, it's hard to tell because of the channel info on the screen, but the girl is waving to the boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiASRHDtiI
By the way, it's hard to tell because of the channel info on the screen, but the girl is waving to the boy.
Here is the BEST commercial ever made.
It's a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXZKRG7H7Q&feature=related
It's a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXZKRG7H7Q&feature=related