aftershock
Master Don Juan
Right, a quick tip for you lot.
Last night, went down town, got wasted. Came home in a cab. Gave cab driver large tip (why the FVCK do I do that when I'm drunk?).
I the proceeded to walk straight out of the taxi and into a nearby hedge. I managed to crawl to my front door and went to sleep.
My left arm is now full of red marks - it looks like I've been cutting myself almost! Now, this is a bad situation. Not particulary bad, but not good either. However, I've been laughing about how stupid I was to anyone who asked. After telling them in all seriousness that I'd taken up horticulture, of course. It's just reinforced my reputation as a fun guy who loves life and doesn't take himself too seriously. And guys like that get the women.
So, next time you make an arse of yourself, try to laugh about it. Shaking off embarrassments like this will make you a happier person and you'll pull more women.
Last night, went down town, got wasted. Came home in a cab. Gave cab driver large tip (why the FVCK do I do that when I'm drunk?).
I the proceeded to walk straight out of the taxi and into a nearby hedge. I managed to crawl to my front door and went to sleep.
My left arm is now full of red marks - it looks like I've been cutting myself almost! Now, this is a bad situation. Not particulary bad, but not good either. However, I've been laughing about how stupid I was to anyone who asked. After telling them in all seriousness that I'd taken up horticulture, of course. It's just reinforced my reputation as a fun guy who loves life and doesn't take himself too seriously. And guys like that get the women.
So, next time you make an arse of yourself, try to laugh about it. Shaking off embarrassments like this will make you a happier person and you'll pull more women.