Turkish woman, Hilda, at the homestore carpark

[TonyBaloney]

Hey guys,

What the fook am I gonna do with this one.

So, I rolled up to buy some sand and cement at the local homebase (i believe you have one called homedepot in the U.S.A?)

Anyway, this woman walks up to me, asking where the local town is.. after some banter (she's a 6.5 to 7) I ask her if shes single...yes she says is.... shes got that slighly mid east (not arab, but just dusky) look. Nice eyes, but a wonky nose (but they have)

I'm starting to get some seriously good sensations in my penile regions, so go forward to 100 degrees, and say "if i wasnt working today, would you come back and be naughty at my place" bear in mind this is a rainy afternoon about 2.15pm... shes like "yeah i would" DING, i'm feeling a flaccid develop to a bone..... i said "lets meet up one evening" "yeah ok" i take her number and off we go....


This evening though, after reviwing the situation, i'm starting to think, trippy????

Maybe convincing shemale/tranny....???

I did text before these doubts, but havent yet heard back, its the right number as she dialled me.....

I dunno... guts say be careful - am i kicking a gift horse in the mouth?

 

[TonyBaloney]

Just to update you all, as thi is such a popular post

Hilda got in touch, and after several texts, with her revealing that "it not size, it how you use it ", I seem to be game on for a Monday night wet willy session - this is without seeing if Hilda has a gyn, or peni

 

[Mike32ct]

I don't understand your concern that she might be a tranny. Are they more common in the UK or something? They are rare in the US and not something I even think about.

I hooked up with a Turkish girl one once on vacation. She was very intelligent (electronic engineer), down to earth, and fun in the sack.

Your direct flirtation in the store was great.

 

[TonyBaloney]

Thanks Mike.

But I am starting to get some concerns..... Hilda, after initial NC for an evening, now does not stop texting!!!!!

And she's pretty god damn raw.... She has expressed an interest in her 50 plus txts in 2 days about foreplay, dic size, nakedness, do i live alone? could should come over now,,,,, its got a bit bunny boiler-ish to be honest.....

I'm thinking of texting her "Lokk Hilda, to be honest I am just looking for a fook buddy - not really into texting much - see you Monday?" what do ya reckon? Too blunt? Should i also drop in about a nal??? if she sends salivatory textx in return, i could be dealing with a chic with a diick??

 

[Mike32ct]

Thanks Mike.

But I am starting to get some concerns..... Hilda, after initial NC for an evening, now does not stop texting!!!!!

And she's pretty god damn raw.... She has expressed an interest in her 50 plus txts in 2 days about foreplay, dic size, nakedness, do i live alone? could should come over now,,,,, its got a bit bunny boiler-ish to be honest.....

Ok, I can understand THAT concern. Even if she's not a tra n ny, she could be a St a g e Four Clinger. Or she's been in a terrible dry spell lol. Or you just found a major FREAK lol. Be careful with "game." Sometimes it's too dangerous LOL.

I'm thinking of texting her "Lokk Hilda, to be honest I am just looking for a fook buddy - not really into texting much - see you Monday?" what do ya reckon? Too blunt? Should i also drop in about a nal??? if she sends salivatory textx in return, i could be dealing with a chic with a diick??

Hmm. I never had one THAT aggressive before, so I'm not sure.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about her being super clingy than anything else. If you do her well, she might be blowing up your phone with lots of texts after.

 

[TonyBaloney]

HA HA HA HA - HILDA UPDATE - last night she blew up my phone, today i ignored until i got home, and basically went for the jugular first text " Hey, how are you! I been busy today, was late to work as i had a wan k thinking about giving you ana l. Cant wait! "

She's like "Hey, that will be great, but not first time" Ha ha ha

Had a dozen more filthy texts and have brought forward the meeting to sunday as shes so keen - BUT i am going to demand that the first fook i give her IS ANA l lol ha ha ha

Shes already agreed to me "training" her in my perversions as she says she has no limits!!!!! BINGO! Shows that even a wet, midweek afternoon can give good providings to a DJ!