"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tuna: Which?

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What branded tuna do you guys eat? I'm inquiring because I want to see if there's a tuna out there which contains proportionally more protein than the one I currently take. Mine is: Trident, 25g protein per 100g (25% protein). Does anyone know of one which contains more than 25% protein and doesn't taste like crap?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

xyzzy

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Until they pay me to star in a big budget action flick, I get whatever is on sale ... but if I have a choice for taste, I get Bumble Bee, Solid White Albacore. It has 15g of protein per 56g serving.

It's never been a real concern because the body can only absorb about 40g of protein at one sitting and I'm getting 37.5 from a can ... that's close enough for my goals.
 
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Reto

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True. I started eating canned chicken. It has a ton of sodium though...and expensive...But, very convenient and tastes a lot better...
 
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