MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Well, Cali, Oregon, Baja, BC, Washington and Alaska are under tsunami warnings after a 7.0 earthquake struck 80 miles off the coast of NorCal. Currently taking bets on whether San Fran's ballpark will be there tomorrow 
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Tsunami Warning
- Thread starter MetalFortress
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DogFashionDisco
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I live in Washington, and I just heard that, while I was watching that show,"Hit me baby one more time". Scared the bejesus out of me at first, but it looks like it's not that serious. So I'm betting that San Fran's ballpark WILL be there tomorrow.
Giovanni Casanova
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Ever since the 12/26 Asian tsunami, they are going out of their way to alert everybody to every single incident that could feasibly cause a tsunami.
Just like what the government did with its terror alerts after 9/11...
And in both cases, what will probably end up happening is that people will start ignoring them because they are so frequent and it will be as bad as if there were no warning at all when the actual disaster strikes.
Just like what the government did with its terror alerts after 9/11...
And in both cases, what will probably end up happening is that people will start ignoring them because they are so frequent and it will be as bad as if there were no warning at all when the actual disaster strikes.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
California in the coming years will be underwater after the big one hits.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.