Trying to smash looking like a bum

[JonnyD123]

What's up fellas?

I'm long overdue for a haircut, borderline bum looking status. Anyways, I have an app. tmrw morning for a cut. Problem is, this flight attendant wants to meet up for drinks tonight, and is only here for one night. I also haven't hit it yet. I don't wanna pass up the possibility of getting it in tonight because her IL is off the scale right now, but also don't wanna disappoint in the looks department, in case we can make this a steady FWB. Thoughts?

 

[El Payaso]

Brush your hair or style it (whichever), shave, take a shower, brush your teeth, use some mouthwash, put on some nice clothes and go smash.

 

[Desdinova]

If you let your appearance bother you, then it will bother her too. Think of yourself as a sex god regardless of what you look like, and she'll also think of you as a sex god.

 

[Julian]

Bro who gives a fuk she's a flight attendent haha you think that stank hoe takes a shower during a 16 hr flight hell no

 

[logicallefty]

Bro who gives a fuk she's a flight attendent haha you think that stank hoe takes a shower during a 16 hr flight hell no

lmao haha yep! OP you might need the extra hair hanging down to put over your face to cover up the stench of her snatch after that 16 hr flight! That being said, I also wonder if the air pressure at 35k feet makes it smell better or worse... Gonna have to call Adam and Jamie on that one lmao