trying to date while injured.

[thelonewolflegend]

I got in a bad car wreck my foot broke. I am trying to talk to women and i want to go out with some. If i tell them about foot broken and i want them come over or pick me up are they likely going to discard me? Reason i ask because right when i had it i was datinf someone and after it she just came hospital made out with me then quit talkin to me. Advice thanks

 

[thelonewolflegend]

Im serious help

 

[Thorninmyside]

Trying to date while retarded

 

[Greasy Pig]

Get crutches and take the bus or a cab.
I bagged five chicks when I had a broken leg. The cast was a great ice breaker in the bars and I just got to lie there while they did whatever they wanted to me.

 

[LMFAO]

Get crutches and take the bus or a cab.
I bagged five chicks when I had a broken leg. The cast was a great ice breaker in the bars and I just got to lie there while they did whatever they wanted to me.

Chained you to the bed and had their way with a strap-on? :woo:

 

[The Duke]

Get crutches and take the bus or a cab.
I bagged five chicks when I had a broken leg. The cast was a great ice breaker in the bars and I just got to lie there while they did whatever they wanted to me.

Yep.

The only time women approached/opened me on a regular basis was when I was on crutches! Also did the internet dating during that time so it wasn't ever a problem and I was up front with them.

Make up a funny story on how you injured yourself and go from there.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

ok so joke with it and stuff. can i have a girl pick me up from my house or no? i dont really have money to take cab im not working and i need to have some money in bank.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Chained you to the bed and had their way with a strap-on? :woo:

One chick tried to stick a finger up my arse while she was blowing me, but I chastised her and maintained sphincter integrity. Shortly after, I unloaded in her mouth and life was good again. :rockon:

OP, having no money sucks. If that's a problem just do as someone else said, have a funny story ready and politely ask for a lift.

 

[The Duke]

Tell these girls you broke your foot when you fell out of your sechs swing.

Or you were pole vaulting at the sechs olympics and landed wrong.

Or you were being chased by a pack of horny super models and got ran over by a feminist.

Something along these lines. When you tell her one story and she says no you weren't blah blah blah thats not true, then tell her a second make believe story. Girls love story time.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

Ok can i use a cane with 4 pegs thats what i got and use to walk with or does that look bad then crutches?