The Diver
Master Don Juan
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- Aug 25, 2017
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Picked up this girl online and set up a date. An hour before the date I got a txt:
She : "please honey can you make me a favor and pick me up , I lend my car to my brother.
Now , I never picked up any of my date before ,but as we were living very close to each other I picked her up from her place.
After the coffee date , I dropped her at her place, and asked if she's going to invite me in for a coffee,,,she did ,and I ended up F0cking her.
Week later I text here to set up another date in here place, in which she said
She: "I moved to a different place and can't give you my new address.
Opsss I thinking to myself, that smell fishy, aspecialy after f0cking her at her place last week .
I respond with:
Me: "that cool we can go to my place" (In hindsight, I shouldn't offer to go to my place, after suspecting something is fishy with her.)
Anyway, a week later she text me with:
She: Hey honey , we can have now this coffee you suggest at your place, can you darling pick me up. (too much darling and honey for only second date, I didn't liked it at all)
Me: hey what's happened to your car?
She: Ow , I don't have petrol.
(Me: laughing inwardly and thinking: definitely fishy), At that point my instinct told me to bail out, but I thinking with my "other head" , and answered with:
Me: Ok, txt me with a place where I can pick you up.
She: (" txt me a place to pick her up")
Half an hour before picking her up, I got a txt"
She: Ow darling I can't wait to see you. (Me thinking: ????? Wtf ?)
Me: Cool
She: Ow darling, I have a big favor to ask you , but I'll wait to see you first.
Hahahah,Now, I think to myself, "The Mother of the fishy".(didn't I mention I should bail out already)
Me: You better tell me what is it before I coming.
She: Ow darling,can you land me few dollars till next week, Please?
Me; NO, bye.
She: bye.
Well lads, If it looks like a duck ,walks like a duck and quack like a duck ,it is a fvcking DUCK. Trust your instinct.
She : "please honey can you make me a favor and pick me up , I lend my car to my brother.
Now , I never picked up any of my date before ,but as we were living very close to each other I picked her up from her place.
After the coffee date , I dropped her at her place, and asked if she's going to invite me in for a coffee,,,she did ,and I ended up F0cking her.
Week later I text here to set up another date in here place, in which she said
She: "I moved to a different place and can't give you my new address.
Opsss I thinking to myself, that smell fishy, aspecialy after f0cking her at her place last week .
I respond with:
Me: "that cool we can go to my place" (In hindsight, I shouldn't offer to go to my place, after suspecting something is fishy with her.)
Anyway, a week later she text me with:
She: Hey honey , we can have now this coffee you suggest at your place, can you darling pick me up. (too much darling and honey for only second date, I didn't liked it at all)
Me: hey what's happened to your car?
She: Ow , I don't have petrol.
(Me: laughing inwardly and thinking: definitely fishy), At that point my instinct told me to bail out, but I thinking with my "other head" , and answered with:
Me: Ok, txt me with a place where I can pick you up.
She: (" txt me a place to pick her up")
Half an hour before picking her up, I got a txt"
She: Ow darling I can't wait to see you. (Me thinking: ????? Wtf ?)
Me: Cool
She: Ow darling, I have a big favor to ask you , but I'll wait to see you first.
Hahahah,Now, I think to myself, "The Mother of the fishy".(didn't I mention I should bail out already)
Me: You better tell me what is it before I coming.
She: Ow darling,can you land me few dollars till next week, Please?
Me; NO, bye.
She: bye.
Well lads, If it looks like a duck ,walks like a duck and quack like a duck ,it is a fvcking DUCK. Trust your instinct.
