Seems a little dramatic. The whole not returning a call or even a damn text is what sent me on a rage. Major disrespect. Especially not even the next day.johndoe said:i would have left her when she didnt pick up the first time homie.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.