"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JustWuzzle

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Wow i talked to my ex today and she told me pretty much told me that I'm the reason for her troubles. She said that she cheated on her ex with me (we got married). I don't know how to feel. she hates me and will take it out on my boy one day. I think its time to cut that turd loose. She tells me that the guy she was with is becoming a doctor(and I'm nothing). That stuff really hurts.When we got together she use to threaten suicide and beating up other girls. When I told her we really weren't a tight fit she would act sad.I have a boy with her and really think it would be in both of our best interests if I stopped talking to her and let her and my boy live out there destiny.She wanted everything perfect all the time.She is also young 22 so she thinks the world should be handed to her.Any advice on what I should say to her.P.S I cheated on her with one girl and she still won't get over that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Razor Sharp

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Jesus the f*ckbastard Christ, there is so much wrong with your post I think you should get a prize or something.

she cheated on her ex with me
Red Flag #1 - never and I mean NEVER get serious with a woman who leaves her man to be with you. It's just a preview of your own future, when she decides someone else is more exciting.

we got married
D'OH!

Marriage is rarely a good idea, especially with a cheating sl*t. Live and learn bro.

She tells me that the guy she was with is becoming a doctor(and I'm nothing)
Prepare yourself. She is already searching for your replacement. You think marriage and a kid makes a difference? Think again. These types of women have ZERO scruples and only care about what they are feeling. They make for terrible wives and mothers. The sooner she is out of your life the better. If you are smart YOU will be the one to cut it off, because I can guarantee she is figuring out how to leave you right now.

she use to threaten suicide and beating up other girls
This is a f*cking PARADE of red flags homey. Why exactly did you decide to spend the rest of your life with this chick? Please tell me the sex is incredible because I can't think of any other incentive (and even that one is not worth it)

She is also young 22
Yet another mistake. Nobody should be in a committed relationship, much less marriage before age 25, and even that is still young. What is up with all these kids settling down before they have a chance to live it up? :confused:

Any advice on what I should say to her
Two words. "It's over" I'd seriously start talking to a lawyer right now and getting the divorce rolling. Let her know that you are already moving the process along and that you are over her.

Just be prepared to have your ass handed to you in court. You are going to pay for these bad choices of yours for a long, long time.

That's a helluva bed you made for yourself kid.
 

Drdeee

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Wait a minute, if she threaten suicide and beat up girls you should be able to get your kid away from her. Personally I'd get the kid, sell my things, move my money into offshore account, and just leave the country.
 

JustWuzzle

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runner83 said:
I was going to give Razor Sharp a rep, but it said I must spread it around.

Another classic example of red flags being ignored.
I remember I tried so hard to get her to leave me alone but she talked really crazy. She doesn't do the suicide thing anymore. I just ended up stuck there is nothing I can do for my son I'll just say lesson learned.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mantis Toboggan

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This guy is a troll. Don't bother, guys. He's the clone of "Chosen2" who got banned a week ago.

Good advice, Razor Sharp. I'm sure some non-trolls will take heed.
 
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