"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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True DJs own.... a trampoline!!!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HereToImprove

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I would think a trampoline would be kinda money...its so non cliched, which seems to work well for me. It seems like the further I get from cliche, the better I do in sarging or on dates.
 

Climax

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lol.... I have a friend that ives round the corner from me that has a HUGE trampoline.... Anyone ever try having sex on one of those? .. I think i wanna try that out.... should be funny:D *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy* *bouncy*

:crackup:


Laterz...
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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I remeber last time i was on a trampolean at a party, i was sober, altohugh it was funny watching drunk people on it. I jumped off and almost landed in a very dirty looking swimming pool :p
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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