"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Trojan condoms that ruined my sex

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I never pay much attention to what condoms I buy but I'm going to from now on. Trojan climax control condoms pretty much ruined two nights of sex for me.

The other night I thought it was some kind of fluke. I was going to town on my S/O but it felt like I was getting no pleasure from it. It was late and she was complaining about being sore since I couldn't get off after an hour so I wrote it off and went to bed.

Last night the exact same thing happened and I finally read the condom box and saw that these climax control condoms have some kind of numbing agent in the lubricant.

That stuff was like Novocaine on my penis. It took a shower and about an hour of waiting before everything felt normal again.

So I guess if premature ejaculation is an issue those things work pretty well. If it's not an issue for you though stay away from those god awful things!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Where can you get these? Nothing gets them to come back for more sex like pounding them until they are sore. If she's already your S/O I can understand but for new booty these condoms sound great.
 
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DonGorgon said:
OH so its a condom with a chemical that makes you feel even less sensation...LOL... silly!

Yeah real silly.. then when you are banging your NEW HB8 you bust a nut in 3 minutes and she decides to not give you another round, because her other plate is using these condoms and bangs her for 3 hours until she is sore.

How silly right?
 

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man it takes me long enough to finish as it is.

Once I was fixin' to bang some chick, I was abroad with a mate, so I got him to go get me some condoms, the dodgy fugger wasnt looking what he was doing and accidentally got me some of those numbing ones (maybe on purpose). Man they were ****, I could barely feel anything and couldnt finish.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Rho said:
man it takes me long enough to finish as it is.

Once I was fixin' to bang some chick, I was abroad with a mate, so I got him to go get me some condoms, the dodgy fugger wasnt looking what he was doing and accidentally got me some of those numbing ones (maybe on purpose). Man they were ****, I could barely feel anything and couldnt finish.
Well you haven't banged a HB9 yet then, because when you do it won't take long to finish.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Where can you get these? Nothing gets them to come back for more sex like pounding them until they are sore. If she's already your S/O I can understand but for new booty these condoms sound great.
I bought them at Meijer without looking at the package.

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=31

I suppose your right, If I was with someone new I might use one of those. I really doubt it though because not getting off makes me far more angry than being a 2 pump chump.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Yeah real silly.. then when you are banging your NEW HB8 you bust a nut in 3 minutes and she decides to not give you another round, because her other plate is using these condoms and bangs her for 3 hours until she is sore.

How silly right?
You are talking to a pro. bro.... LOL.. That sillyness you speak of does not apply to me.. I F them until they tap out...
 

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LOL you're complaining that the product works? :crackup:

It's your fault for not reading the box :kick:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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hahaha, i've had that happen before... its not fun when u think ur member isnt working right....
 

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Not EVERY chick wants to be banged for an hour straight.

That's a myth.
 

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Spend about 30-45 minutes of fourplay and then get your dance on and you will not need those condoms. After that spend about another 30 minutes of afterplay massaging her etc and she is good.
 

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Nelford said:
Spend about 30-45 minutes of fourplay and then get your dance on and you will not need those condoms. After that spend about another 30 minutes of afterplay massaging her etc and she is good.
Good advice. Massage can be used in place of "pillow talk".
 

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All the virgins are going to run out and buy these now. Nice plug.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol climax control condoms are for guys with no d*ck control leading to premature ejaculation. A standard condom should be enough supressent for people who don't have that much sex in general. I actually prefer condoms, maybe the mental securtity of knowing my brand well kept and hasn't ripped on me all that much. Investigation in to condom purchases should be done by people before purchasing.
 

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Somehow this thread makes me sad. Are guys really eager for sex without pleasure? Why don't you cut your wang off and get a wooden replacement. Then you can service HB9's all day long.
 

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PRMoon said:
lol climax control condoms are for guys with no d*ck control leading to premature ejaculation. A standard condom should be enough supressent for people who don't have that much sex in general. I actually prefer condoms, maybe the mental securtity of knowing my brand well kept and hasn't ripped on me all that much. Investigation in to condom purchases should be done by people before purchasing.
Personally, I like condoms more as well.

I like the Trojan Ribbed condoms personally.

I've used the climax control condoms and they just piss me off. Maybe, later on, but now I got really good climax control myself.

comic_relief
 

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In all my years of using Trojans, I've never used the Climax Control ones. Why the hell would I want to take the pleasure OUT of sex? If I don't want pleasure during sex, I'll get the ones with spermicide that make my d1ck burn.
 
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Desdinova said:
In all my years of using Trojans, I've never used the Climax Control ones. Why the hell would I want to take the pleasure OUT of sex? If I don't want pleasure during sex, I'll get the ones with spermicide that make my d1ck burn.

Well, I put in an order. I want to take the pleasure out so I can give her the lay of her life and she'll be begging for more. That's more important to me than feeling good the first couple times.

If I had these a few months ago I'd still be getting some. Either way condoms ruin sex for me so I may as well make the best of it.

The perfect thing would be to get a girl on the pill but that's a huge hassle and I don't trust them to take it anyway.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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