trip to strip club

[foreverAFC]

i went to a strip club the other night, heres a few observations i made while there

-almost all the women had vaginas that looked like bullet wounds and most of them had hemorrhoids as well, even the hotter looking ones, only like 2 women there had nice looking private parts

-many women had vaginas that smelled bad, even the hot ones, it seems to be very common regardless if a woman is hot or not

- only 1 female there looked like she even worked out

i dont get out much guys and havent had a gf since the late 90s, are most women these days as disgusting as the ones i saw the other night? im really afraid of the gross vaginas, it seems like it would be very hard to find one with a decent body that isnt ****ed up or gross in some way or am i just stuck in porno fantasy land and expecting too much? so many females just let themselves go and are gross, after last night im really fine with not being in a relationship at all and just having fun with my hobbies. getting high and jerking off alone to some internet porn seems way cooler than having to jump through hoops just to get with a chick who may have an axe wound between her legs when you finally get her pants off.

 

[logicallefty]

You are getting into why I am old school and like my clams with beards, retro style.. cuz many vags aren't much to look at bare but they taste so darn good.

As for the smell, women can often smell flowell when they are sleeping with multiple dudes. Look up the old thread "Lefty scratch and sniff test" .

 

[PeasantPlayer]

You're telling me, I think the last time I went was 3 weeks ago, it was horrible. The women were battered in the face like a harley peeled out on their face. This one stripper I was chatting with smelled like poop, like really honey? You came to work smelling like poop? And she had just came in to the establishment. I noticed that trend of women stinking like poop and dirty p u ss y. Most of the females I mess with smell and me to I am glad I am single also, I come out smelling fresh I expect these thots to smell fresh and shower and use prefume and lotion ETC.....guess it comes with the territory of being a stripper, who knows what they do on the side for extra money

 

[Tamura]

Guys. You're measuring standards in a strip club? LoL. That's like concluding from public transport how car interiors smell.

 

[bigneil]

All these years hanging out at strip clubs and I never thought to go around and smell all their boxes, inspect all their vaginas, and check all their as-s-es for hemorrhoids.

 

[LiveFreeX]

Epic waste of money.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

i went to a strip club the other night, heres a few observations i made while there

-almost all the women had vaginas that looked like bullet wounds and most of them had hemorrhoids as well, even the hotter looking ones, only like 2 women there had nice looking private parts

-many women had vaginas that smelled bad, even the hot ones, it seems to be very common regardless if a woman is hot or not

- only 1 female there looked like she even worked out

i dont get out much guys and havent had a gf since the late 90s, are most women these days as disgusting as the ones i saw the other night? im really afraid of the gross vaginas, it seems like it would be very hard to find one with a decent body that isnt ****ed up or gross in some way or am i just stuck in porno fantasy land and expecting too much? so many females just let themselves go and are gross, after last night im really fine with not being in a relationship at all and just having fun with my hobbies. getting high and jerking off alone to some internet porn seems way cooler than having to jump through hoops just to get with a chick who may have an axe wound between her legs when you finally get her pants off.

Porn isn't real, the actresses wear a ton of makeup, and tons of camera tricks and foundation to color scarring and discoloration.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

You're telling me, I think the last time I went was 3 weeks ago, it was horrible. The women were battered in the face like a harley peeled out on their face. This one stripper I was chatting with smelled like poop, like really honey? You came to work smelling like poop? And she had just came in to the establishment. I noticed that trend of women stinking like poop and dirty p u ss y. Most of the females I mess with smell and me to I am glad I am single also, I come out smelling fresh I expect these thots to smell fresh and shower and use prefume and lotion ETC.....guess it comes with the territory of being a stripper, who knows what they do on the side for extra money

It's possible that club you where in has a VIP room in the back where actual sex acts take place. Thus your smelling funky box and rear end smells from the act that could occur in there. They likely don't shower in between customers. The lesson you are facing though, is being in the strip club or a wh0re house for that matter might not be the best place for you to be.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I dont go to strip clubs since with the same amount of money you can get a decent hooker anyway basing my evaluation from what I see in tv shows (reality shows and so on), those women are surely not the best choice.

It doesnt make sense since you pay to see them naked, they should need to look for sure above average in terms of look, age and hygiene while its not the case.

I see more goodlooking girls walking in many eastern european cities for few minutes than in an entire episode of the many reality shows about it (and being them on tv I guess they are at least at the same level of the others).

Its beyong my understanding why a man would pay 50 euros to see an out of shape woman in her 30s without even the chance to do anything with her, not that we miss anything considering what op said.

I dont believe any woman would pay money to have an old out of shape male stripper at her bachelorette party.

 

[fastlife]

i dont get out much guys and havent had a gf since the late 90s, are most women these days as disgusting as the ones i saw the other night? im really afraid of the gross vaginas, it seems like it would be very hard to find one with a decent body that isnt ****ed up or gross in some way or am i just stuck in porno fantasy land and expecting too much? so many females just let themselves go and are gross, after last night im really fine with not being in a relationship at all and just having fun with my hobbies. getting high and jerking off alone to some internet porn seems way cooler than having to jump through hoops just to get with a chick who may have an axe wound between her legs when you finally get her pants off.

Ego buffer alert. You're using your strip club visit as a means to reinforce your ego-investments in not making an effort to pursue intimacy with women IRL. Just like the guy who goes to a bar once and sees a cute girl talking to a 'hawt guy' and concludes only really good looking guys gets girls--ignoring the fact that she may or may not have gone home with him (statistically, probably didn't) and that there are plenty of average guy-cute girl pairings, etc.

I've yet to have a bad vag experience--if I did, I'd just nuke her from orbit and lose her number. Too many girls with good hygiene to tolerate that. It's something you can screen for (just like anything else you could possibly desire in a female out of the 4 billion genetic combinations out there)--if a girl's mouth tastes bad, don't sleep with her; if the smell of her facial oils strikes you as unpleasant, you probably don't have the right phenotype stuff going on.

There are higher end strip clubs (sounds like you went bottom-of-the-barrel) with higher end girls. But, to me, it's a demeaning, emasculating, money-wasting, thing for a guy to pay money to place a girl on a literal pedestal (stage). If that's your thing, more power to you.

 

[foreverAFC]

All these years hanging out at strip clubs and I never thought to go around and smell all their boxes, inspect all their vaginas, and check all their as-s-es for hemorrhoids.

This is what I saw while I was sitting by the stage, and I could smell the nasty pssy every time they would come near me

And yes it was a huge waste of time and money

 

[bigneil]

What I do is, I find the hottest girl in the club, then I interview her when she is on stage. "Do you have any tattoos? Do you smoke? Is that your natural hair color?" If she passes the audition I tip her $5 and say "Congratulations you won a free drink". Then, if they approach me later and asked if I'm available, I give them $60 to sit and talk for 20 minutes (I never, ever ask them to dance, having already seen them dance) and I get their number nine times out of ten. About half the time it leads to dates (or $133 invested per date on average). Many turn out to be users (I don't mean drug users but that too). Some are total hookers (they call her "a Train", meaning she has stops every hour). Some have black pimps (watch out for names and initials tattooed, hence I choose tattoo-free). Properly screened visually and with my questionnaire, about 1 in 3 later turn out to be fun to date ($400 invested per girlfriend, $500 including the date itself). I've found that better than hanging out at regular bars. Either way, I don't find it "demeaning, emasculating (or) money-wasting" having 4 beautiful women half my age initiating once a week. Also, I recently picked up a stripper outside the club, proving that it's good training.

 

[Huffman]

He likes to game, in his own twisted way.