"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Trimming your pubic hair!

iLoveCookies

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My stuff down there isnt exactly out of control, however, I would like it to look as clean and as trim as possible without looking like an enemployed pornstar. I have no problem trimming the top, however, I don't know what a good length is and what is the best way to trim the hair on the ball sack
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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reyalp

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I wish neg reps really meant something

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to iLoveCookies again.

:p
 

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reyalp said:
I wish neg reps really meant something

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to iLoveCookies again.

:p
How is that deserving of a neg rep?? :confused:

I'd help the guy out if I knew what the good length was, I just kinda do it and hope.
 

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Let it grow long. The messy look is in.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I shave my sh*t...

Once every 4 days or so, otherwise you get serious ingrown hairs. You will get them at first anyways, eventually, they subside. If this is your first time shaving, go WITH the grain. It'll leave you with some stubble, but let it grow a bit. Go WITH the grain once or twice, and then the third time you shave, go against it with a BRAND NEW RAZOR. NEVER use a dull razor. You should do this alread, but make sure you scrub with a wash cloth after you shave.
 

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Please don't shave it. Trim it. Even my girl purposely leaves a landing strip "because i don't want to look like i'm 8"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sean O

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mrRuckus said:
Please don't shave it. Trim it. Even my girl purposely leaves a landing strip "because i don't want to look like i'm 8"
Word. And the easiest way, I find, is to use one of those electric buzzers that you'd use to maintain facial hair.
 

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I trim my pubic hair, but I shave my nuts. NOTHING feels better than a freshly shaved nut.
 

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i am scared of shaving my balls.

however trimming is the key
 

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i am me said:
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KillaCam

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Shaving is alright. I do it, so long as you do it right, it'll work out okay.

As was said before, always, I repeat always shave with the grain, or you will be scratching and hurting like a mofo for a while. First time I did it without any real knowledge of what I was freakin' doing, and I sorely (pun intended) regret that.

Keep the razor fresh, new and sharp. Dull razors will equal boo-boo's. Anyway, most chicks i've come accross really dig the smooth deal, i'm yet to find anyone who is turned off by it. Keep it smooth or trimmed and you have a winner.

I don't settle for bushy females, so they shouldn't have to settle either ;)
 

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I shave like every 5 days or so, you never know what kinda situation you can be in

sometimes miss spots on my nuts but its all good

girls seem to like it, your nuts wont get as sweaty, but I get creative and leave a small line of hair up to my belly-button but thats just me

anyways.....
 

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I know one thing, I refuse to go to the Dentist for a haircut.

I shave every goddamn thing. From the skypiece to the nuts ( not my chest hair though, that's fvcking gay).
 
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