"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trimming your pubic hair!

iLoveCookies

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My stuff down there isnt exactly out of control, however, I would like it to look as clean and as trim as possible without looking like an enemployed pornstar. I have no problem trimming the top, however, I don't know what a good length is and what is the best way to trim the hair on the ball sack
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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reyalp

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I wish neg reps really meant something

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to iLoveCookies again.

:p
 

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reyalp said:
I wish neg reps really meant something

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to iLoveCookies again.

:p
How is that deserving of a neg rep?? :confused:

I'd help the guy out if I knew what the good length was, I just kinda do it and hope.
 

simon

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Let it grow long. The messy look is in.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Skilla_Staz

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I shave my sh*t...

Once every 4 days or so, otherwise you get serious ingrown hairs. You will get them at first anyways, eventually, they subside. If this is your first time shaving, go WITH the grain. It'll leave you with some stubble, but let it grow a bit. Go WITH the grain once or twice, and then the third time you shave, go against it with a BRAND NEW RAZOR. NEVER use a dull razor. You should do this alread, but make sure you scrub with a wash cloth after you shave.
 

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Please don't shave it. Trim it. Even my girl purposely leaves a landing strip "because i don't want to look like i'm 8"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sean O

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mrRuckus said:
Please don't shave it. Trim it. Even my girl purposely leaves a landing strip "because i don't want to look like i'm 8"
Word. And the easiest way, I find, is to use one of those electric buzzers that you'd use to maintain facial hair.
 

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I trim my pubic hair, but I shave my nuts. NOTHING feels better than a freshly shaved nut.
 

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i am scared of shaving my balls.

however trimming is the key
 

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i am me said:
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KillaCam

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Shaving is alright. I do it, so long as you do it right, it'll work out okay.

As was said before, always, I repeat always shave with the grain, or you will be scratching and hurting like a mofo for a while. First time I did it without any real knowledge of what I was freakin' doing, and I sorely (pun intended) regret that.

Keep the razor fresh, new and sharp. Dull razors will equal boo-boo's. Anyway, most chicks i've come accross really dig the smooth deal, i'm yet to find anyone who is turned off by it. Keep it smooth or trimmed and you have a winner.

I don't settle for bushy females, so they shouldn't have to settle either ;)
 

escobar04

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I shave like every 5 days or so, you never know what kinda situation you can be in

sometimes miss spots on my nuts but its all good

girls seem to like it, your nuts wont get as sweaty, but I get creative and leave a small line of hair up to my belly-button but thats just me

anyways.....
 

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I know one thing, I refuse to go to the Dentist for a haircut.

I shave every goddamn thing. From the skypiece to the nuts ( not my chest hair though, that's fvcking gay).
 
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