Tried and True Movie Lines

[Blake]

One thing I love about watching movies is that sometimes you can pick up really good lines to use for your game. Let's hear your success stories about lines that you've heard in movies that you've used in real life.

One comes to mind from King Pin:

Bill Murray (Ernie McCracken) sitting at the counter, looks over to a table of 3 girls, nods his head and says "Hi..." to one of them. One of the other girls says "Hi" back. He then says "Not you...!" then looks at the one girl nods his head again and says "Hi".

I hope I explained it clearly for those who haven't seen it. It's hilarious. It's a good line to use if your in JERK mode and want to have some fun. I've used it at the mall while walking by a group of girls.

I'll post some more when I can think of them but lets hear some of yours.

 

[Blake]

or not....

 

[Ebach]

I bet it will work if those chicks are getting paid as much as the holywood actresses.

 

[AFK Protector]

lol I love this. I just randomly use movie quotes and say them all weird to make people laugh. The aim for me isn't to pick up chicks with these quotes. It's what I do.

1)
her: what's your name?
me: Protector....AFK Protector.

2)
her: what's your name?
me: ::stretches:: well, my friends call me AFK protector. But its MR. AFK Protector to you.

3)
her: she hugs me and it gets too mushy (i'm like still traumatized from the oneitis ::shudders:
me: we have a hostage situation

4)
her: man, its so humid. look at all this sweat.
me: ::looks her up and down:: yea, its disgusting

5)
her: what are you doing?
me: reading
her: what are you reading?
me: a book

6)
her: can I come over?
me: whoa whoa. did you just ask me out?
her: look, what I meant to say is...
me: ::cuts her off:: wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE. I've been asked out before, and that sure sounded like you were asking me out.

7)
her: BLAH BLAH bLAH ::she screams at me for something I did::
me: wow....I'm sexually aroused.

8)
her: ::says something stupid::
me: huh? oh sorry I just zoned out from hearing the DUMBEST THING EVER.

9)
her: ::screams some sh1t at me again::
me: ::10 seconds later:: are you...talkin to me?

10)
her: what are you doign here?
me: I'm on a mission........from God.

11)
her: man, I suck at music.
me: yea, that's why you're not a musician......AND NEVER WILL BE.


lol some of these are really bogus, but it gets me the laughs.

 

[BADA-BING]

One of my favorites is from the movie Army of Darkness:

"Gimme some sugar baby!"

Works well in the right situation.