"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had a second date with a 18 yr old HB 8, who told me that she doesnt screw on the first date (that's fine with me), second date I take off her pants, and she's not wearing panties. So I thought for sure I was in. Did the foreplay, the oral sex, etc, then I pulled out a condom and started putting it on. She grabbed my hand and said "you dont want to have sex with me" I was like "yeah you're right" and just kept doing what I was doing. (thinking it was some stupid **** test) After I had put the condom on she grabbed my hand and said "no sex."

I looked at her and said "yeah youre right, we dont have time, I got to get you home."

Am I looking too much into this? Is it just cuz she's 18 and doesn't want me to think that she's a slut. I'm very impatient when it comes to this ****.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chill man it's only the second date, if she says "no sex" I would've done the same thing and just said ok. Give her a little time, if she still pulls that card after afew more dates chuck her.
 

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Manonamission said:
She grabbed my hand and said "you dont want to have sex with me" I was like "yeah you're right" and just kept doing what I was doing.
Haha that's a jedi mind trick and a half right there, son.
 
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Listen, no panties and you eating it out.. means, she fcked others on first date, you just havent said the right things... Dont worry, if you dont figure out what is the right thing to say at the moment, you will get it on next date..

however, try this...

if a girl says "look no sex" say.. "yes I know"... and continue to put on a condom, and start bringing it close to area ..
she will say again "look I said no sex.".. or "what are you doing??!?!?!" say "nothing" and continue.. she will repeat the same line.. and you say "I am not doing anything, dont worry we will not have sex, im just rubing the area and being safe, but we not having sex" all the mean time slowly be around the ara and play with your penus on top of her ****....
keep doing this back and forth, all the time act like your not doing anything and re-asure her your not having sex i.e. "dont worry were not having sex, im just playing in the area"...

before you know it,, the head starts to go in more and more... until she will feel the gentle (notice "gentle", ) thrust, and at that point its already a home run and you will be there... keep in mind, most girls wear tampons.. so its like putting in a tampot, so its not the physical thats stopping them, its the MENTAL.. i.e. think about it, SHE IS A FKCING ***** for letting you go down on her on a second date man.. i hope you know she is not marriage material lol.. you aint the first and you aint the last... lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I want to point out that a "good" girl will not say "I am a good girl" or "I cant have sex" ... it would be obvious and she would react accordingly.. i.e. if a girl is saything that, YOU KNOW SHE CAN, u just have to say or do the right steps...
 

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Yeah, ya gotta love this b1tch!!

Manonamission said:
Did the foreplay, the oral sex, etc, then I pulled out a condom and started putting it on. She grabbed my hand and said "you dont want to have sex with me" I was like "yeah you're right" and just kept doing what I was doing. (thinking it was some stupid **** test) After I had put the condom on she grabbed my hand and said "no sex."
That's ******** for "Hahaha, sure you can eat me out, that's why I didn't wear panties, but YOU can't get any pleasure from all of this." F.uck her!!!

Dumb B1tch Dating Manonamission said:
"you dont want to have sex with me"
"Yeah, maybe you have some skank w.hore commando disease. Your p.ussy probably needs to air out a bit to stop the bacterial infection growing in your c.lit. That's the only explanation I can see. Good lookin' out!!" Again, f.uck her. Listen to DJXNature. He's the man.



Manonamission said:
Am I looking too much into this? Is it just cuz she's 18 and doesn't want me to think that she's a slut. I'm very impatient when it comes to this ****.
She is a s.lut, a pantyless s.lut who enjoys getting head from guys and feeds it to her ego. Her intentions were obviously to get head, and go home. You know how to pick em.




Don't you just hate,...... That Guy?
 

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Remulak said:
I had a girl pull the "We can't have sex" line and I ended fycking her that night :rolleyes:
Same here. Knew her for all of 3 hours before bedding her.
...Good lay too. lol
 

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Thanks for the responses guys, If she doesn't give it up this time around I'm just not going to give her any physical contact at all next time she calls me to hang out, besides I have a couple of other chicks that want to see me, so I'm not going to continue hanging out with this ***** if she's not giving me the goods.
 

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Manonamission said:
Thanks for the responses guys, If she doesn't give it up this time around I'm just not going to give her any physical contact at all next time she calls me to hang out, besides I have a couple of other chicks that want to see me, so I'm not going to continue hanging out with this ***** if she's not giving me the goods.
Good on ya son.

You shoulda just done it anyway. She obiously wanted it, just do it to the girl, and I don't think she'd complain.

DonJuanByNature has a good idea and point.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LMR (last minute resistance). Her buying temperature is too low or her IL is too low, you be the judge. I'd suggest initiating a takeaway if this happens on date 3, but if you're left d!ck in hand at the end of this one NEXT her.
 

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Try some Mystery freeze-out tricks. You will be surprised how powerful it is!

All women are gonna put up some kind of a resistence before giving it up! Next time don't be such a p*ssy and go home holding your ****! F*ck the b*tch right there!

So next time, you get going, bla bla... try the following

HB: No sex.
You: ok, no worries. Lets watch some tv.

Then just sit up, really cool, put the tv on and start watching it. SHE WILL JUMP ON YOU!

round 2...

You get going again...

HB: No sex!
You: sure, no worries, as i said, lets just leave it. watch some tv

DO NOT GET UP AND GO HOME!!!!

what you are doing it taking that "fun" she was having away from her and acting like you dont NEED her!

but wait! she is the women! she has the control! oh no! she must get it back!!!

Oh well... she will just have to f*ck you to get that power back!

Enjoy homie.

Give her one from us too! I want you to scream "THANK YOU SOSUAVE!!!!!" when you are cumming.

:rockon:
 

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Takeaway=Freezeout. Same thing.
 

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That Guy said:
"Yeah, maybe you have some skank w.hore commando disease. Your p.ussy probably needs to air out a bit to stop the bacterial infection growing in your c.lit. That's the only explanation I can see. Good lookin' out!!" Again, f.uck her. Listen to DJXNature. He's the man.
Seriously, that could be her way of telling you she has an infectious STD. I'd personally be a little nervous if some chick GRABBED MY HAND and told me, "You don't want to..."

"Why not?' would be my next question...LMR...or STD? :confused:
 

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Thanks for the advice guys, I ****ed her on the next date anyway. (We've hung out at least 8 times now)

The same chick is supposed to come over and give me a goodbye **** tomorrow night, however my gut feeling is that this might not happen since she said she "might be busy" :down:

Whatever though. It was fun while it lasted. It still could work out, but I'm not going to be too pissed if it doesn't.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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