"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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track suit

joe45

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jsut returned a track suit back to sport mart -jacket cost me 70 bucks and pants 25 bucks on sale regular price would be jacket 90 bucks and pants 45. brand was puma. even though the item was on sale i personally don;t like to spend more money on a track suit just b/c it has a brand name on it and would cost like what extra 30 dollars . as i could have gotten a track jacket at old navy for 37 dollars. i mean it would be very fashionable now but wait a yr to 2 yrs from now and the track jacket i bought for 95 dollars wouln;t even be cool and hip anymore. it be considered out of style. what a waste of money. i shop at old navy-its cheap and the stuff looks good
seems like everyone in my college seems to be wearing brand name stuff-puma very popluar and ,tna and lululemon with the girls.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good question
joe45 said:

i shop at old navy-its cheap and the stuff looks good seems like everyone in my college seems to be wearing brand name stuff-puma very popluar and ,tna and lululemon with the girls
From across the Atlantic they gave us and the world Hip Hop. Consider the favour returned as we now give you Chav's. Fair exchange! Friendly fire and all that. :woo:


PeterCrouch wrote:

cough chav cough
lol :D
 
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