"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Total AFC relapse.

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Hah I had not even given a thought to her until you guys bumped this thread!

I am being a ****ing champ at the gym, I was sparring a badass MMA fighter tonight, got me with a straight right on the chin and I took it like a beast. We beat the **** out of each other.

Ate mah sweet potatoes, spinach and carrots, slammed some gold standard.

Chonged out like 3gs of some Mango Kush over the weekend, watched Bisping try to knock out Miller got hit on by some dame at the bar. Attended the opening night of my friends latest art show and talked to artsy hipster broads. My pomp was so lookin so slick people would not shut up about my hair. Ran into a few old friends and saw a great band.

An all around great weekend.


No **** stabbing required Zarky. I am a highly motivated individual.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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