"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Toronto This Saturday

RaWBLooD

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Whos up for getting some ass this saturday, at THE docks (gonna have to get in with my charm (19+))

or wherever all ages club.

leave message here before 9 am saturday eastern, its 5 am while im postin this to give u idea.

or if u know better place to mac its all good !
free is better !
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Maestro Monk

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I'm down for some sarging sometime, although clubs aren't really my thing (very often). Malls are where I get my best success. PM me if interested.
 

Unscarred

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Next weekend, St. Catharines. Grape and Wine Festival.
Good times.
 
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