"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Toronto DJ's: this weekend (march 20-21)

Attila the Hun

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Can any of you meet up? I was thinking about going for the first time to that guvernment club if it's open (I am under 18)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AndoraStar

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why wouldn't GUV be opened?.. and dude you're under age.. unless you know someone you're not getting in.

I like the DRINK better though.. VIP is Great :)
 

Krassus

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Guv's gonna be the place to be on April 8th for Junkie XL and Armin van Buren! Incredible performers. Too bad i won't be there. Armin starts at 4, which means two things. First, it'll be 4/5 guys. Second, its drugs or sobriety since the bar closes at 2. Hell, even with all that, i'd still go because Armin is like the prophet of trance music, but i just can't afford to **** up an entire week by coming home at 10AM on Sunday.
 
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