1. The major reason why you are not getting laid
You Look less like him:
And more like him:
2. The second reason you are not getting laid
Probably something related to:
- your job
- education
- salary
- reputation
- irl friends or lack of them
- are you short?
- are you fat?
- online presence (how empty your facebook wall is, how many friends u have there, etc
IMO dating is all about the above..