"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i hate toothaches !!!
you take medicine but it doesn't take it away.
toothaches are worse than child birth!!!!

toothaches always come in the middle of the night during a time when you can not take off work the next week.

grrr!!!

someone send me some pliars@@@@
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ya those suck.

Its like a dull ache in the soul of your wounded tooth lmao.
 
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no its a sharp pain in a hole in my tooth
grrr
 
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I had that bad at one point. Get some of that liquid numbing stuff, put on some tissue, and just bite it using that tooth. Just leave it there.

Another thing that really worked was those temporary filling things you can get at any drugstore for cheap.

And vicodin. Want one? I live near you. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fvck you may have to have a root canal. I had a few of those. Look to get ripped of by the local dentist. He will charge you about 400 dollars and your insurance another 1000. These ****suckers will rob you without a gun. Sorry to hear that. Take pain meds , Use warm water and salt and gargle.
 
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lookyoung said:
Fvck you may have to have a root canal. I had a few of those. Look to get ripped of by the local dentist. He will charge you about 400 dollars and your insurance another 1000. These ****suckers will rob you without a gun. Sorry to hear that. Take pain meds , Use warm water and salt and gargle.
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thats the problem i dont have big bucks
christmas is coming
and so are all 4 kids bdays
gio is in school and there are always bills
like our van needed a starter and it had to be replaced that day
then last month we got a new van, and new insurance and it cost a fortune to get registered
but then he blew a flat , and when i took it to be replaced, the front two tires were so worn, i had to just replace them all
he also needed an alignment and brakes
there is a noise coming from his front hub assembly that we havent had the time money to deal with yet

and it is not one i am willing to have pulled.

i think it was one that had a temp root canal a few years ago.

i took the only oxycodone i had left from last years kidney stone or other tooth i had pulled. do not remember which it was from.

it did nothing. no relief.
 
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iqqi said:
I had that bad at one point. Get some of that liquid numbing stuff, put on some tissue, and just bite it using that tooth. Just leave it there.

Another thing that really worked was those temporary filling things you can get at any drugstore for cheap.

And vicodin. Want one? I live near you. :)
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how far away are you?
 
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Nothing like a good old-fashioned abcessed cavity to remind you that your dental hygeine practices need to be revisited. :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Nothing like a good old-fashioned abcessed cavity to remind you that your dental hygeine practices need to be revisited. :p
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its the coffee. i drink it at work all day , and i admit that i use too much sugar and cream.... and my dentist got onto me before about it.
 
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I found this for you, penny. http://www.paradisenow.net/healing.html
Maybe you want to try it.

Oh and BTW, uh......Vicodin does help. See if you can get La Iq to mail you some. LOL! Trust me! LOL!


Hope you feel better, penny.
 
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800 mg of ibuprofen/motrin (one pill is typically 200 mg), plus generous applications of Orajel with either a cotton swab or tissue.

Rinse with Listerine or generic equivalent twice daily to minimize bacterial presence (which will increase pain) and avoid chewing on that side of the mouth until the pain subsides or you can seek treatment.
 
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If you have any whole cloves, suck on that/put it on the spot. It will anesthasize it. <<<hugs>>>
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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For sure try that tempory filling stuff, I had the same exact prob you did a few years ago (I think I posted a thread too, lol!), and that stuff helped alot! It costs like $3-6.

I also got access to some crack.












Just kidding.
 
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