Does anybody else have this problem? I'm not trying to brag, after-all it's average length. I can usually get the condom partially on, but it often doesn't go down to the base, and often the condom will break as I try to move it down to the base. It's just too thick. Do you where to get extra thick condoms? I don't see them in the drugstore.
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Magnum XLs, maybe? Those work for me, the only ones I've never had break or squeeze me painfully. You aren't just buying the regular generic brands at drug stores, are you?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The 'xl' magnums are 'extra-long.' The diameter is the same as the regular magnums.
princelydeeds
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You are a lying troll. A condom can fit around your head and you can blow it up like a balloon. If you want/need attention ask your mother to sit you on her lap.
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You might wear condoms on your head or use them for water balloons....but its not the same as fuking with one.
Width can be an issue. Condoms can tear, especially near the base where they're tighter. The length / width ratio of condoms often do not accomodate a man whose average length but wider than average.
The other thing to consider is the women....like men, women are different sizes too. Hypothetically speaking....what if she is size small...and he is extra wide wearing an average condom that is too tight? On top of that, what if he has a high endurance fractor ? That's probably the worst case scenario for an accident to happen. At best, it makes for stressful sex.
I should invent something that works like 'shrink wrap'....a custom fit for every man. :yes: I probably shouldn't give my good ideas out.
Width can be an issue. Condoms can tear, especially near the base where they're tighter. The length / width ratio of condoms often do not accomodate a man whose average length but wider than average.
The other thing to consider is the women....like men, women are different sizes too. Hypothetically speaking....what if she is size small...and he is extra wide wearing an average condom that is too tight? On top of that, what if he has a high endurance fractor ? That's probably the worst case scenario for an accident to happen. At best, it makes for stressful sex.
I should invent something that works like 'shrink wrap'....a custom fit for every man. :yes: I probably shouldn't give my good ideas out.
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Magnum XL is also wider by more than a quarter inch.Bible_Belt said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
There are other large brands, too
http://www.justrubbers.com/large-size.html
The warning cracks me up:
Note: Other men may experience slippage with this extra large size condom.
And, damn, there are a lot of different Trojans:
http://trojancondoms.com/product_info/index.asp
And it looks like the XLs are not longer, you're right Dr O, they are just wider and tapered.
Trojan Magnum Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width: 55mm
Thickness: 0.07mm
Trojan Magnum XL Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width at base: 57mm
Width at shaft & Head: 64mm
Thickness: 0.07mm
http://www.justrubbers.com/large-size.html
The warning cracks me up:
Note: Other men may experience slippage with this extra large size condom.
And, damn, there are a lot of different Trojans:
http://trojancondoms.com/product_info/index.asp
And it looks like the XLs are not longer, you're right Dr O, they are just wider and tapered.
Trojan Magnum Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width: 55mm
Thickness: 0.07mm
Trojan Magnum XL Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width at base: 57mm
Width at shaft & Head: 64mm
Thickness: 0.07mm
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
you guys know entirely too much about condoms.
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She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
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Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Another suggestion is to try condoms made of lambskin. They're not nearly as constriction but they can't take the punishment (stop laughing) that Latex can.
S1NN3R
Master Don Juan
And I know absolutely nothing about child support.dannowillbookem said:
Related? Maybe.
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Note that lambskin does not protect against sexually transmitted infections.
PeterNorthisawesome
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Excuse me!? are u f*cking serious you ignorant piece of sh*t have you ever been to Japan? I guess not they got a WHOLE STORE dedicated to condoms don't believe me? go to tokyo and look for "Condomania." They import a LOT of condoms from U.S. (Trojans) so basically u dissed yourself by saying Americans have d*cks the same size as Japanese people. I have used Japanese condoms, it comes in different sizes but it's better quality, more variety (More flavors, glow in the dark), pre-lubricated and can come double layered. BTW I'm 6 1/2 in and I'm white so F*ck You! stop acting ignorant it's not funny that's why noone likes Americans and do some research before you say sh*t.fuzzx said:
BTW lambskin condoms have small holes in it so... it doesn't work. If your too thick for normal ones then get XL Trojans.
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Umm...I've used at least two brands of Japanese condom (Kimono and I forget the other), and they actually ARE smaller than the standard size here. They're very high quality. No need to fly off the handle; I don't even think he meant that racially.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
My bad, how did I forget that??!! So make sure you're in a committed relationship and that both of you have been tested free of STDs... (yeahhhhh... rigggghhhtt....doctoroxygen said:
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Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Has anyone tried the 'warming sensation' condoms?
Do the mint and flavored condoms still smell like a balloon? I hate that smell.
Do the mint and flavored condoms still smell like a balloon? I hate that smell.
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I take girls that eat pills.
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