"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Too much sex

SmooveMooves

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Friend just got a girlfriend and he came to me worried that he was having too much sex with her. I started laughing but he was serious. He says he's sees about 3 times a week and each time they have sex and about 3 rounds of it.

Never thought it could be a problem but then I wondered if maybe she would get tired or bored. I didn't know quite what to tell him, it's only been about a month he's been with her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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dutchmaster

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Maybe your friend has a PD and is starting to play the pity card ahead of time to set up for his sh1tty behavior with this woman..

that just sounds so childish and immature to say, there's no way there isn't malicious intent behind it. Only a sick or dumb fvck would even make this a legit complaint. Either way he's not someone you need in your life
 

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If all he's doing with her is shtupping three times a week, she will get bored. Are they going out and having fun? Or is he just finding anytime anyplace he can to nail her?

Sounds like he's trying to make up for a dry spell or was a virgin and now on a binge.

Just tell him to make sure he keeps doing the things he was doing with her before they fell in the sack the first time.
 

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Maybe he's picked up on some level that she is getting bored of it, or bored of him. It depends on how he interprets things. If he thinks of the worst then he might be wrong but if hes level headed and reasonable then she could be giving signals that she is bored and he just don't want to admit it. She could be less enthusiastic or not getting as aroused. I wouldnt have sex more than 3 days a week with a woman. Abundance decreases value with decreases attraction which decreases pleasure which decreases attraction even more and so forth.
 

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Friend just got a girlfriend and he came to me worried that he was having too much sex with her. I started laughing but he was serious. He says he's sees about 3 times a week and each time they have sex and about 3 rounds of it.

Never thought it could be a problem but then I wondered if maybe she would get tired or bored. I didn't know quite what to tell him, it's only been about a month he's been with her.
Sometimes they can't get enough, but you still gotta starve em a day or two to keep it going, but I was lucky enough to keep those things going for YEARS.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SmooveMooves

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Sounds like good advice @Tictac I noticed he stopped going out with me so I think he's staying in with his girlfriend most nights and spending the time fūcking.

@dutchmaster he was legitimately looking for advice. I'v known the dude awhile and he knows I do alright with women. He wasn't asking with malicious intent. I promise lol.

And the poster who said the thing with value. That's what I was thinking. That's why I asked to see what you guys thought.
 

parkthebus

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Lol at tac and dutch getting mentioned and me being referred to as "the poster".
 

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I thought the whole thread was about too much parking the bus.

SM I m planning to take my g/f camping. The outdoor quickie can b a great change up. And if u exercise your manly imperative on the couch, kitchen, vanity, deck etc. She doesn't have to know it was a planned move. Every chick loves the whole '...overcome with passion routine'. I m a big fan of the surprise quickie. To paraphrase Teddy Walk Softly and carry a big can of lube.

PS no disrespect meant to the great Mr Roosevelt it was just too good a line to resist.
 

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it's not too much unless you get friction burns on your d*ck

although there's a chance he'll burn out on regular sex with her and then they'll only really enjoy it if it's some really really kinky **** which would be a problem if one or both of them arent the kinky type
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SmooveMooves

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@parkthebus Didn't mean any disrespect dude. I was rushing and didn't feel like scrolling back up to check exactly which poster said your sentiments. I apologize.
 

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Heh heh heh but sometimes you click with a person and you just need to be near them and the crazy chemistry starts. All you can do is yell "yippee ki yay" and ride it while you can.
 

CuddleJunkie

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Heh, I literally burned my **** the second time I had sex with my girl, as I was coming out of a dryspell. The first time I kept it cool, to demonstrate how I was getting laid (lol), the second time I went "fvck it" and had a marathon. She loved it. But yeah, now I'm more relaxed about it. You have to be a horny motherfvcker with women, but you should also do other activities with her IF you want to keep her around for more time.
 
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