"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tony Dungy's son died

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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killbill

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yeah I heard about that yesterday when I was having dinner, that sucks I hope his familly makes it thru this.
 

Levex

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its sad.

but at the same time pathetic that someone who has such a famous father and has all the financial and social opportunities to go far in life would just throw it all away, because of something trivial(i dont know the reason for the suicide but i bet each one of us has dealt with much worse problems ourselves)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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splinterkb

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its sad.

but at the same time pathetic that someone who has such a famous father and has all the financial and social opportunities to go far in life would just throw it all away, because of something trivial(i dont know the reason for the suicide but i bet each one of us has dealt with much worse problems ourselves)

^ you cant say that, because if they're calling it suicide, and we're all still alive.. well then.. you figure it out.
 

StrangeButTrue

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Just because he gave in to the pressure and killed himself doesn't mean we've never been through anything worse.

Just defending that point, not the fact that he kind of diminished what the guy must have been going through.
 
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