"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tonite wasnt Bad at all

Lil Magic

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I happened to go to church to some youth meeting or watever. I walk in with my sis and my mom, who happen to be helping. I didnt want to sarge right there cause of my mom. Anyway this chick who ive kinda been practicing walks in smokin hot, sexy as hell. There are about five other girls who i want to check there too so i start doing the whole game thing. Idunno if the stars were aligned or somethin cause i got digits, girls were practically falling into my lap... maybe not but you get the idea. Girls who i didnt even know were coming to me and getting my name and showing the whole intrest thing. I dunno but tonite was one of those nights when you were at the epitome of your sarging if there is such a thing. Not bad.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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noirsake

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sweet.

dont you hate it when youre mom is in the way of your sarging tho? damn mines ruined so many opportunities for me lol
 

Alkali

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Please, for the love of God, attempt to spell seven letter words correctly.
 

Crazy Asian

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hahahah
it's tonight
 
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