"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tongue Tricks

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Le Parisien

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Well, I can do all those tricks except the Wave (never seen that one before, I'll definitely have to try that in the mirror :p) and I can't describe them. I believe things like this are something that you're born with...little oddities in our DNA. Like double-jointedness, or an excessively scratchy voice. The best way I can describe these is to flex your tongue whilst thinking about the position you want to achieve. Also, using your fingers to mold your tongue might get you an idea of how you need to flex your tongue to shape it as such.
Deus ex Pianoforte you are absolutely right.

In my highschool biology class, I learned that the "figures" you can do with your tongue are determined by your genes. But still I'm so surprised to see that this little cutie can do so many.:eek:

Personally I can only "flip" my tongue to the left, that's all.:(
 

Warboss Alex

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my lil lady love knows some amazing tongue tricks.

oh wait, wrong sort of trick. oops.

*abstains from chocolate for the rest of the day*
 
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