"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tongue Tricks

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Le Parisien

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Well, I can do all those tricks except the Wave (never seen that one before, I'll definitely have to try that in the mirror :p) and I can't describe them. I believe things like this are something that you're born with...little oddities in our DNA. Like double-jointedness, or an excessively scratchy voice. The best way I can describe these is to flex your tongue whilst thinking about the position you want to achieve. Also, using your fingers to mold your tongue might get you an idea of how you need to flex your tongue to shape it as such.
Deus ex Pianoforte you are absolutely right.

In my highschool biology class, I learned that the "figures" you can do with your tongue are determined by your genes. But still I'm so surprised to see that this little cutie can do so many.:eek:

Personally I can only "flip" my tongue to the left, that's all.:(
 

Warboss Alex

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my lil lady love knows some amazing tongue tricks.

oh wait, wrong sort of trick. oops.

*abstains from chocolate for the rest of the day*
 
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