"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Tom Cruise on Oprah

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That was so pathetic, it made me cry.
Whatever happened to the bad boy from Top Gun?!? He's turned total AFC.

As for the girl... I don't get what he sees in her.
Too bad she'll be dumping him soon :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Pook

BTW: What are you guys doing watching Oprah?
Dude, Oprah's the man!!!
She has more balls than Dr. Phil :D
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How much like a pig does she look like these days?

Her and Liz Taylor ought to do a workout video for all the fat losers who watch her show.
 

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shes like 70 years old man, give her a break.
 

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Originally posted by Pook
Follow the money. Hollywood relationships, as is Hollywood itself, is little more than a publicity stunt. "But Pook, they *really* love each other!" Hahaha! And I am the giant tooth-fairy!
I totally disagree.

People fall in love (or lust) with people around them, people in their lives. What do common people say but that they met their significant other at work, in school, and so forth. Teenage boys fall for girls in their same high school. And so forth. It’s about geographic proximity and it’s no different than in Hollywood. Why must celebrities fall in love with some ordinary person when the people they spend the most time with... are celebrities (or producers, directors, etc)? Why would it be any different?

Also, I’ve heard from actors who say that when working on a movie there is a blurring of reality. When two actors—say, Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan—play intimate roles involving kissing, sex, and otherwise portraying an intimate relationship, there is a common inability to distinguish the actor from their role—after all, they spend an inordinate amount of time together, acting out a “relationship”; that they think that on-screen relationship, that on-screen persona is real. This explains why flings are prevalent and why relationships often end after filming wraps up, as the actors come to realize how false was their perception of reality.

The reverse is true, too. People wonder why people have a fascination for celebrities and celebrities wonder why people invade and are so curious about their private life. Humans have a need for community and in this impersonal society where no one knows or acknowledges another, whether it be walking in a mall or traveling in a subway; when people watch movies—especially ones plentiful of close-ups, watch the E! channel, read interviews in magazines, they come to feel they ‘know’ that celebrity. Back in college I once conducted a massive research paper on the history of film and I recall that the public fascination of celebrities did not exist until the close-up was invented, because it was with the close-up that audiences felt close, intimate, with the actor.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tom Cruise is banging one of the hottest starlets in Hollywood.

I'd say he's doing something right.
 

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I saw her on some E! Show with Tom around and you could tell in her body language how much she is attracted to him. Keep in mind that magical feeling goes away over time and his AFC behavior will take over as primary. Look at other relationships in Tinsel Town go south after a couple years.
 

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isnt he gay?
 

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I like oprah! respek!:woo:


Laterz...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'd be pretty dissapointed if it turned out that he was a coco shunter.

I agree that he does have a strange choice of women.

Nicole Kidman/Penolope Cruz/Katie Holmes

All 'middle of the road' hollywood stars, none of them particularly loved or loathed.

I wouldn't be suprised if he is queer to be honest.
 
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