"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Today I Realised Just How Weak "Men" REALLY Are.

SharinganUser

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How weak do the alpha males (and HB's) think the average guy is? I'll tell you.

They get Angelina Jolie to show her back for 20 seconds in a movie and it will gross 10's of millions of dollars.

There you have it, the market has spoken.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You might not accept it, but this is a valid measurement of just how many AFC's there are out there. Some hot broad shows her back in a film and all of sudden that film can make millions more dollars.
 

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SharinganUser said:
You might not accept it, but this is a valid measurement of just how many AFC's there are out there. Some hot broad shows her back in a film and all of sudden that film can make millions more dollars.
Or people like seeing Angelina partially naked. Go back to watching Naruto plz and stop trying to measure some **** you read online and then try relate it to the entire male population, you're not in any position to do so. And you look like, oh I don't know, a moron.
 

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Chill out man, I made one observation and you totally flip out. The fact is that AFC's around the world will hand over money willingly just to see partial nudity, when for the same amount or less they could be getting a way better investment on their money elsewhere.

Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that all fans of Angelina are AFC, nor vise-versa, but you can't deny that some films would not make as much money if they didn't feature atleast one celebrity hottie.

If you want to debate that then fine, but if you're just going to continue hurling insults with incoherent gibberish, then move on because petty insults not only bore me, they have no effect on me other than said boredom.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Damn, and here I thought I was gonna see that movie because there are guns and has assassins in it. Silly me.
 

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I think it's just entertainment factor.

People pay money to see these movies because partially nude Jolie is almost taboo. How many movies has she appeared in full frontal nudity (Besides Original Sin)? She is considered to be one of the hottest celebrity right now.

You can make the same argument with female audience and male celebrity. How many women watched Fight Club just to see Brad Pitt shirtless? And Fight Club has NOTHING that appeals to ANY women (even lesbians). So what, the women all over are weak and AFCs (for the lack of a better term) just because they paid money to see Pitt shirtless for 30 seconds?

What about the guys who go to strip clubs and buy porn? Why in the world would you pay high entry fees and ludicrous drink prices to spend an hour at a strip joint to see naked girls dance? Surely, you can invest that money and time somewhere else more productive (and don't call me Shirley).

And buying porn. Why not use that money to take a girl out on a date who you might end up laying? Why waste time looking at porn and masturbating while you could be spending that time to date girls who might blow you?

Do you see? It's purely entertainment. Yeah, I can spend the $10 somewhere else like buying gas, but damn it, I just want to see some ass and side-boob shots. ;)
 

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Bat, you bring up some really good points. Anyone, who quotes Airplane in a debate is a good guy in my books.

Maybe I just don't see what's so special about Angelina Jolies back.
 

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Chill out man
You're right. I overreacted. My apologies.

However, I still feel that gauging the AFC/Niceguy-ness based on movie ticket sales is too focused at best.

People love sex and are willing to pay for it, in one way or another. Thinking that because a movie can command an extra ten million simply because of Jolie's presence is totally understandable. The same can be said for Brad Pitt or George Clooney.
 

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SharinganUser said:
How weak do the alpha males (and HB's) think the average guy is? I'll tell you.

They get Angelina Jolie to show her back for 20 seconds in a movie and it will gross 10's of millions of dollars.
It's about marketing and selling a product, it has nothing to do with AFC's, AW's, or HBs. They were smart enough to sell a product that can generate revenue for them. If you had a female at your disposal and she agreed to show off her back in a book, magazine, movie, or any other way for money, and you would generate a profit from it, you would do it too. I sometimes buy magazines because Jessica Alba is in a sexy pose on the front of GQ and it piqued my interest. They will smart enough to generate my interest, they deserve to be rewarded.

It sounds like you are more frustrated with the commericalism of America than anything else.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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naruto rocks!
 

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HUmans are bound by carnal instincts... The more valuable humans have less problems getting the best of what we all want, and that is just the way it is.. So become the best human you can or deal with what you get...
 

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SharinganUser said:
How weak do the alpha males (and HB's) think the average guy is? I'll tell you.

They get Angelina Jolie to show her back for 20 seconds in a movie and it will gross 10's of millions of dollars.

There you have it, the market has spoken.
I agree but not all males are like that. I think AJ looks nice but so does millions of other women.

I think men will pay alot just to see strippers strip for a few min. The strippers meanwhile are in complete control and loving it as the AFC throws money at them.

PS: The more AFC's there are the higher a DJ is valued among female! :up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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