"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Listen, if you're going to make five threads to five people how about making one thread to five people?

I wish you'd leave this forums immediately. Nobody likes you and you don't deserve to be here. Sure, some may agree with you about american women not being acceptable or some **** you brought up about them but that doesn't mean you've got to constantly make threads about Russian women or some **** every single f u cking day. It's ticking me off and if you don't stop this **** i ain't coming here as much then.

Good for you and your words about russians and american women. Sure, you might be useful for tips but stop ****ing making so much threads. CAN YOU JUST STOP IT?

Mods, please lock this if this is considered a spam. I have only made this to get his attention here to tell him to shut the **** up.


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think there's an ignore list function somewhere.
 
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He still shouldn't be making threads on it. Why can't we have some peace here without some asian dude making constant threads about the same subject?
 
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Oh, I absolutely agree with you. He's a loser and an idiot and a sex tourist. I'm just letting you know there's a way to avoid him.

haha. he makes 27 posts a day. now that's sad.
 
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