"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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To the WOMEN you hit on, how did they react?

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Sup fells,

Just wondering what lines or even funny lines you used to hit on women at work/friends/school wherver and what was their reaction?

Say the line you said and chick's reaction
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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this is pointless.
every girl will react differently to different things.
and not every guy can pull certain lines off.
just approach and do what feels natural.

but just for kicks and giggles:
this was at a b-day party at the mall:
CA: so wut's ur name?
HB: blah
CA: ha, that's my friend's dog's name
HB: haha
blah blah blah....

next day i see her in school:
CA: walk by and say woof woof
HB: blush and laughed.
 
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im asking LINES YOU HAVE USED IN THE PAST and their reaction to it. I just want to hear everyone's story. And no, you don't have to use these lines
 
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This girl at school (one of my friends that ive only briefly known for like a month) was yelling at some kid saying like "**** you" and other stuff.

I was right there and ended up saying "You know what Liana,your so cute when your angry"

She was kinda speechless and laughing.Her friends were saying "wow thats the sweetest thing ever".Surprisingly I got it from this forum so mad props to whoever it was.I wasnt gaming her or anything just wanted to see her reaction and it was good
 
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ok here's something i said:
blah blah blah...
her: at least i'm not a swimmer!
me: well swimming is actually useful, unlike waving sticks around in the air like an idiot. (she twirls batons)
her: hits me and other ****.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crazy Asian said:
ok here's something i said:
blah blah blah...
her: at least i'm not a swimmer!
me: well swimming is actually useful, unlike waving sticks around in the air like an idiot. (she twirls batons)
her: hits me and other ****.
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That was "hitting on" a woman? more of a tease i think.
 
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