"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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To the WOMEN you hit on, how did they react?

verysuave

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Sup fells,

Just wondering what lines or even funny lines you used to hit on women at work/friends/school wherver and what was their reaction?

Say the line you said and chick's reaction
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Crazy Asian

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this is pointless.
every girl will react differently to different things.
and not every guy can pull certain lines off.
just approach and do what feels natural.

but just for kicks and giggles:
this was at a b-day party at the mall:
CA: so wut's ur name?
HB: blah
CA: ha, that's my friend's dog's name
HB: haha
blah blah blah....

next day i see her in school:
CA: walk by and say woof woof
HB: blush and laughed.
 

verysuave

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im asking LINES YOU HAVE USED IN THE PAST and their reaction to it. I just want to hear everyone's story. And no, you don't have to use these lines
 

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This girl at school (one of my friends that ive only briefly known for like a month) was yelling at some kid saying like "**** you" and other stuff.

I was right there and ended up saying "You know what Liana,your so cute when your angry"

She was kinda speechless and laughing.Her friends were saying "wow thats the sweetest thing ever".Surprisingly I got it from this forum so mad props to whoever it was.I wasnt gaming her or anything just wanted to see her reaction and it was good
 

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ok here's something i said:
blah blah blah...
her: at least i'm not a swimmer!
me: well swimming is actually useful, unlike waving sticks around in the air like an idiot. (she twirls batons)
her: hits me and other ****.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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verysuave

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Crazy Asian said:
ok here's something i said:
blah blah blah...
her: at least i'm not a swimmer!
me: well swimming is actually useful, unlike waving sticks around in the air like an idiot. (she twirls batons)
her: hits me and other ****.
That was "hitting on" a woman? more of a tease i think.
 
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