To Hit it? Or not to hit it?

[TheManlyMan]

In the 11th grade the girl I had been a total AFC to had made out with my best friend - we weren't in a relationship because she didn't want to lose "such a good friend". Being the AFC that I was I totally took her back as a friend. Still got no play. Night of prom I ditched her and got some ass from a half black half puerto rican chick I met just two weeks earlier.

Since then I've been a straight up player. I went on a month long trip through London, Paris, Germany, and New York and I had slept with 3 different women from each of those different places. I spent a whole month just bar hopping and spittin game left n right. I got soooo many numbers I'd never call. It got to the point where this true story unfolded -

My cousin asks "aye, wanna beer?" I reply "sure." Just as he turns around to order; I start talking to this Venuzealan chick. By the time my cousin orders the beer, pays for the beer, recieves his change, and turns around to hand me the beer; I was making out with her already.

So I got damned good and I've brought that back to my life right now. As of about 2 weeks ago this girl from 11th grade has started making her way back into my life. Now I've talked to her on the phone a few times and I've had her ADMIT to me "you're so turning me on talking like that." I've thrown her lines just for ****'s sake and they've worked with her admitting it. I could easily get this. She is about a 7-8, but simply because of our prior involvement I could rate her a bit higher. The real question is...should I go for it? Or should I bail entirely? I've really been leaning towards closing the book, but when shes calling @ 10-11pm I start rethinking myself.

if you've read this far then I award you with this E-Cookie. Eat it quickly before it gets cold.

 

[Lust]

In the 11th grade the girl I had been a total AFC to had made out with my best friend - we weren't in a relationship because she didn't want to lose "such a good friend". Being the AFC that I was I totally took her back as a friend. Still got no play. Night of prom I ditched her and got some ass from a half black half puerto rican chick I met just two weeks earlier.

Since then I've been a straight up player. I went on a month long trip through London, Paris, Germany, and New York and I had slept with 3 different women from each of those different places. I spent a whole month just bar hopping and spittin game left n right. I got soooo many numbers I'd never call. It got to the point where this true story unfolded -

My cousin asks "aye, wanna beer?" I reply "sure." Just as he turns around to order; I start talking to this Venuzealan chick. By the time my cousin orders the beer, pays for the beer, recieves his change, and turns around to hand me the beer; I was making out with her already.

So I got damned good and I've brought that back to my life right now. As of about 2 weeks ago this girl from 11th grade has started making her way back into my life. Now I've talked to her on the phone a few times and I've had her ADMIT to me "you're so turning me on talking like that." I've thrown her lines just for ****'s sake and they've worked with her admitting it. I could easily get this. She is about a 7-8, but simply because of our prior involvement I could rate her a bit higher. The real question is...should I go for it? Or should I bail entirely? I've really been leaning towards closing the book, but when shes calling @ 10-11pm I start rethinking myself.

if you've read this far then I award you with this E-Cookie. Eat it quickly before it gets cold.

*Hungrily swallows the cookie*

Well, I wouldn't do it, i wouldn't let myself. I think I'd feel rotten, knowing that this chick got me twice. I'd tease the sh!t out of her, but never to do anything and LJBF her back.

 

[Docs]

*eats cookie*

Why not, it's 3 months past.

 

[ryannath]

So, what are the lines that you were telling her that made her say you were turning her on?

 

[TheManlyMan]

So, what are the lines that you were telling her that made her say you were turning her on?

OMG forum bug just ate my post...

we got into talking about sexual energy cause she mentioned how hyper she was

"so you're horny?"

"OMG YES!"

"nice"

"I guess, but I don't see my bf until saturday"

"wow..."

"yeah, I'm gonna be all over him"

"and lemme guess...he'll just let you take over?"

"yup, I get what I want"

"sounds boring"

"what?!"

"you must have some boring sex..."

"what're you talkin about?!"

"****ing rough only works every so often?"

"what?! ok, so what would you do different huh?"

ALL BAD! ALL BAD! she just gave me the opportunity I had been waiting for...

"well I'd move my hand slowly up your inner thigh, and rub my fingers along the seams of that black thong you've got on..."

"yeah..."

"then I'd slowly run my finger up and down the zipper on your pants, pressing so softly..."

"omg..."

"hot? huh?"

"oh my god yeah...you're turning me on"

"ahahaha!"

"what?!"

"I always knew I could do it..."

"do what?"

"I always knew I could have you wet and shaking in SECONDS"

"**** you"

"never said you could, did I?"

I then ended the phone call quickly and abruptly for two reasons

1. Phone sex works, but it creeps me out when I think about it

2. Leaving her so fast just gives her withdrawal. That feeling of pleasure is like crack now and I've got her pipe.

 

[TheManlyMan]

oh yeah and Peter Griffin's drunken pickup line of "I wanna make you feel beautiful" totally flies with this chick. I told her that I wanted to use that line to get some ass at a party and she said

"oh man, yeah that'd totally work...you wanna make me feel beautiful, ****, here I am!"

so next time you're drunk and you've got little interest in playing mind games just turn to a woman and say "I wanna make you feel beautiful" - I'm actually going to test that as I'm pretty positive that if you say that with the right timing and the right tone, thats a darn good opener for a kiss.