Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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...I need your HELP! I'm from Germany and unfortunately I don't speak Spanish at all... but now I met this beautiful Spanish girl and I would like to send her a little message... therefore it would be GREAT if anyone could translate these few words into Spanish for me:

"Hey beautiful stranger! You inspire me to learn Spanish ;) ...I wish you a wonderful weekend with your (female) friend!"

Thank you SO MUCH in advance!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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¡Oye extranjera hermosa! Usted me inspira a aprender el deseo ...I español usted un fin de semana maravilloso con su amiga


Never though spanish classes would come in handy
 
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Originally posted by backbreaker
¡Oye extranjera hermosa! Usted me inspira a aprender el deseo ...I español usted un fin de semana maravilloso con su amiga


Never though spanish classes would come in handy
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Es eso considerada el aprender de una nueva lengua?
 
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Mi español es un poco mohoso, pero eso son una traducción suficiente floja.. Yo no he tomado español en 6 años
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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yeah, spanish grammer is a little more difficult than enligh grammer.
 
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my spanish teacher (who happeend to be a 250lb 6'4 black man that was gay) wouldn't let us talk in class unless it was in spanish... he made that class unnecessarly difficult
 
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How hard is it to pick up Spanish compared to say French, Japanese?

I'm going to be working there for 6 months in a year or 2.
 
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it's hands down the easist lanague out there to learn, besides english

I tought myself russian the last 3 years.. I don't know what it is about russian people but their culture has always facinated me... i'm no where near as fluent as i am in spanish, but I took spanish for 6 years and it's alot harder (russian)... the only real hard thing in spanish is congagating all thoose damn verbs.

I've actually been to spain before, and after the shock of people just plain not speaking english, had no problem whatsoever getting around, and this was 6 years ago
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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¿Porqué usted?

I would think you would refer to her on a more personal level. also, I haven't used spanish in years but I thought you would refer to a girl as bella.

¡Oye extranjera bella! Tú me inspiras a aprender español (or tu lengua). Deseo para ti un fin de semana maravilloso con tu amiga.
 
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Babelfish es un idea mal para la gramatica, y tambien no es mucho bueno para las palabras. Mi español no es perfecto para no estiramiento de la imaginación, pero incluso YO sé que Babelfish no es noticias buenas, ¡especialmente para conseguir chicas españas!
 
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Originally posted by 23*


"Hey beautiful stranger! You inspire me to learn Spanish ;) ...I wish you a wonderful weekend with your (female) friend!"
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From a native speaker:

Hola, preciosa. Me has inspirado a aprender Espanol. Espero que pases un maravilloso fin de semana junto a tu amiga.

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Thanx-a-lot to all of you! I will send her the message right away... and I know it'll be a huge surprise :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tell her this.

Quiero tirar su ensalada toda la noche


Well, actually don't tell her that, lol, dear gold dont' tell her that
 
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¡Perdóneme señorita! ¿No significo ser grosero.. pero usted chupa testículos?

¡Dispensame?

¿Señorita! se relaja! usted hizo ni permite que mí terminar... le hace chupa estos testículos?

Mi Dios! esos testículos son suaviza como huevos. ... sí yo los chuparé.
 
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"¡Perdóneme señorita! ¿No significo ser grosero.. pero usted chupa testículos?

¡Dispensame?

¿Señorita! se relaja! usted hizo ni permite que mí terminar... le hace chupa estos testículos?

Mi Dios! esos testículos son suaviza como huevos. ... sí yo los chuparé."

HAhahahaha ROTFL
 
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