"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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To Buy Something Special Or Not Buy

Bigtrucker2008

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Simple question: Should you ever buy your main chick a gift? Or would this look too "simpy"?

This is a chick you already have pulled and been effing around with for a long while now.

I was thinking of buying a chick a gift to let her know she means something to me over other chicks (or at least, make her feel like that anyways). But I was thinking of getting some sexy lingerie or something.....something that I could enjoy also. But thats all I can think of.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Warrior74

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What holiday is it? What did she do special that warrants special treatment?
 

DJCorleone

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Done right I think giving a gift can mean a lot to a woman, for example I listened to my girl talking about something she wanted, that she used to love, and I bought her it. Wasn't expensive, but it meant a lot. I'd only give gifts if they mean alot, and sparsely, instead of just buying any crap because its shiny (oh-diamonds!) and lavishing gifts upon the girl.
 
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