"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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To Bang, or not to bang...

SteakAndRice

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Guys, I've got a question.

There's a 49 year old MILF (Mother of 3 sons, oldest 25, youngest is about 12)

Well this lady is a huge NYMPHO. Apparently she has Boy toys, her #1 Boy toy just moved out of state to college, so she's looking for a replacement like a young stud like myself. I'm 19. Her other boytoys are married men, but she says they cant keep up with her sex drive and she likes young men. Of course we talked for about 30 minutes before she told me all this, but I played it cool and asked if she'd be gentle with me, and teach me how to **** really good. She said she would!

It turns me off a lot that she screws all these other men, and a part of me doesn't want to go near her vagina or anything else fearing I'd catch something. But the fact that shes 49 and shes really hott mom (She use to be a stripper, still has her great body), makes me want to **** her just to say ... I've ****ed a 49 year old!

So what do you guys think? To bang, or not to bang?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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KontrollerX

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Eh just wrap your rascal and make sure she doesn't have any herpes bumps on that thang before you jump in and you'll be good to go lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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strong like bull

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BANG!

but wear a condom, she probably has STDs!

-SLB
 

Randallpink83

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I'm posting a reply upon reading the title of the thread only.....


TO BANG FOOL!!!!

I dont care what else you have to say about the situation... if banging is an option, BAGANGAGANG it!!!!.... I always dive head first into a situation i'm not sure of. :yes: ....
 

Ace of Flames

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I hope she isn't as loose as a wizard's sleeve. If she keeps in good shape like you say, then maybe she'll be tight, but you never know.

Anyway, its your choice man. You'll probably end up getting with her a lot, so be sure this is something you want to invest in. Also, I don't think you should go around shouting how you slept with a 49 year old, lol.
 

zerocelcius

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Ace of Flames said:
I hope she isn't as loose as a wizard's sleeve. ...
:crackup: Classic
 

Randallpink83

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Ace of Flames said:
Also, I don't think you should go around shouting how you slept with a 49 year old, lol.

what?? if I ****ed a 49yr old I would forever be wearing a shirt that read 'I ****ED A MILF!!!' and any stranger that past by me I would excitedly attack them "would you like to hear about the time I banged this OLD mom!?"

....lol.. anyhow I actually read the post this time... i don't know dude, sounds like she could be a dried up used stank... especially since she has been a stripper.. which means she has been wild for a very long time... chances of her having a lot of roosters are great... If you're feeling any anxiety about it, I would say not bang.... yeah sounds sad even for me to say it.. but its probably for the best.. get your 18yr olds while its still your time. We are all going to have plenty of years with the milfs eventually.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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PectoralisMajor

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Silly question - bang her of course.

learn as much as you can, have fun. wear a condom.

you can always regret banging her later :cool:
 

Scars

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I highly doubt you'll get the opportunity again, so snatch it while you still can. Just remember to use a rubber
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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