"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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To Bang, or not to bang...

SteakAndRice

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Guys, I've got a question.

There's a 49 year old MILF (Mother of 3 sons, oldest 25, youngest is about 12)

Well this lady is a huge NYMPHO. Apparently she has Boy toys, her #1 Boy toy just moved out of state to college, so she's looking for a replacement like a young stud like myself. I'm 19. Her other boytoys are married men, but she says they cant keep up with her sex drive and she likes young men. Of course we talked for about 30 minutes before she told me all this, but I played it cool and asked if she'd be gentle with me, and teach me how to **** really good. She said she would!

It turns me off a lot that she screws all these other men, and a part of me doesn't want to go near her vagina or anything else fearing I'd catch something. But the fact that shes 49 and shes really hott mom (She use to be a stripper, still has her great body), makes me want to **** her just to say ... I've ****ed a 49 year old!

So what do you guys think? To bang, or not to bang?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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KontrollerX

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Eh just wrap your rascal and make sure she doesn't have any herpes bumps on that thang before you jump in and you'll be good to go lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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strong like bull

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BANG!

but wear a condom, she probably has STDs!

-SLB
 

Randallpink83

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I'm posting a reply upon reading the title of the thread only.....


TO BANG FOOL!!!!

I dont care what else you have to say about the situation... if banging is an option, BAGANGAGANG it!!!!.... I always dive head first into a situation i'm not sure of. :yes: ....
 

Ace of Flames

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I hope she isn't as loose as a wizard's sleeve. If she keeps in good shape like you say, then maybe she'll be tight, but you never know.

Anyway, its your choice man. You'll probably end up getting with her a lot, so be sure this is something you want to invest in. Also, I don't think you should go around shouting how you slept with a 49 year old, lol.
 

zerocelcius

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Ace of Flames said:
I hope she isn't as loose as a wizard's sleeve. ...
:crackup: Classic
 

Randallpink83

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Ace of Flames said:
Also, I don't think you should go around shouting how you slept with a 49 year old, lol.

what?? if I ****ed a 49yr old I would forever be wearing a shirt that read 'I ****ED A MILF!!!' and any stranger that past by me I would excitedly attack them "would you like to hear about the time I banged this OLD mom!?"

....lol.. anyhow I actually read the post this time... i don't know dude, sounds like she could be a dried up used stank... especially since she has been a stripper.. which means she has been wild for a very long time... chances of her having a lot of roosters are great... If you're feeling any anxiety about it, I would say not bang.... yeah sounds sad even for me to say it.. but its probably for the best.. get your 18yr olds while its still your time. We are all going to have plenty of years with the milfs eventually.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PectoralisMajor

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Silly question - bang her of course.

learn as much as you can, have fun. wear a condom.

you can always regret banging her later :cool:
 

Scars

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I highly doubt you'll get the opportunity again, so snatch it while you still can. Just remember to use a rubber
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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