"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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To anyone in a computer class with a hot girl - something you can do

Brighty

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Anyway, I just thought up a clever way to get a girl thinking about you today (if you've read my posts then I just thought up the idea while I was in a class with the girl I'm trying to game), let me know what you guys think. This is my first advice post but I feel like its pretty good.

This works with a girl that you've been teasing (kino, etc) back and forth with each other, and she has to have a playful personality.

Anyway, if you're sitting next to her and she has a Microsoft word document open and gets up and goes away from her computer, quickly lean over and start typing on her keyboard something like this (really works well if she's writing a paper - make sure to skip a few lines so she notices it and doesn't just go on typing her paper :crackup: ) :



"as i sneak a glance at [your name's] devilishly handsome face, i cant help but feel lost inside of his dreamy eyes. what are these powerful emotions im feeling for him? how can I tell him how I really feel? how can i explain my passionate desire to be close to him in his embracing arms?"


When she got back to her computer, she gave the biggest blush I have ever seen and quickly - but lightly - hit me on the shoulder. You guys should try this out, don't make it too long or too creepy but make it as cheesy/mushy as possible. :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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War Against Betaism

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I actually did that once in Desktop Publishing, except I wasn't romantic lol.
 

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nice!!! i like it!!
i will try that!
i know who i will try it on, but shes on the other side of the room and its not a typing class, but i will get around it.

sweet
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mctwist4 said:
That seems a little over done. Maybe just write something more like "Brighty is sexy!". She'll get a kick out of that.
I think the charm in this is that its intricate. Just saying Brighty is sexy! kills the way its planned. By adding the romanticism you go deeper into her psyche. It also makes him out as ****y, funny, and sweet.
 

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phatboi408 said:
Nice bro.....It doesnt work for Macs though does it? I have digital photo and we use Macs
just open up word. macs have word. im dealing with macs myself lol
 
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