mahon83050
Banned
Wow! 400th anniversary of the plot by Englands biggest traitor. Anything special going on besides burning effigies of him?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
To all the English: Happy Guy Fawkes Day!!!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
mahon83050
Banned
haha....Originally posted by seanchai
My family had to put my dog on Valium over the last few nights because of all the fireworks in our area. That's about it.
Would of been interesting if Guy Fawkes and his gang had pulled it off. They would of re-written history.
Supposedly he was caught moments before he was lighting the fuse.
I went to the London Dungeon when I was in London. They had a wax figure of him (naked) being tortured and disemboweled.
Nicholas Hill
Master Don Juan
Don't forget us Welsh you git
seanchai
Master Don Juan
Everyone always does... you might want to forget you're Welsh tonight too, after what the All Blacks did to you...Originally posted by Nicholas Hill
Don't forget us Welsh you git
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Nicholas Hill
Master Don Juan
Yeah, sad day. However, we did kick everyone's arse's in the Six Nations... including the English!Originally posted by seanchai
Everyone always does... you might want to forget you're Welsh tonight too, after what the All Blacks did to you...
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WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Which world cup you on about?.....I think you'll find england won it.
Think you mean the six nations.
P.s. It's "bonfire night" not "guy fawkes day"
Think you mean the six nations.
P.s. It's "bonfire night" not "guy fawkes day"