"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tito Ortiz -- Jenna Is Hooked on OxyContin

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After Tito Ortiz was arrested yesterday morning for domestic violence, Ortiz and his attorney claim Jenna Jameson is addicted to OxyContin -- and they say that's what led to the alleged incident that got the UFC fighter busted for felony domestic violence.


Ortiz dropped that bombshell during a news conference at a restaurant in North Hollywood.

Tito's attorney Chip Matthews said that Jenna's been battling addiction to the painkiller for more than a year now, and that Tito and family members have been protecting her.

Tito was very choked up when he said he hopes "Jenna will be okay." Tito also said, "My parents have gone through addiction and I'm not going to let my family go through that."

As for what happened in Tito and Jenna's home Monday morning -- Jenna claims that Tito grabbed her and, "threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder." Jenna also says the incident between her and Tito "wasn't minor" ... but she still wants to work things out with him for the sake of their two twin boys.

Matthews repeatedly said, "Tito never touched Jenna." He claims that Jenna had a relapse and that Tito confronted her about the drugs he claims to have found. Matthews suggested Jenna was high and just lost her balance.

Matthews claimed Jenna has been to rehab, and that her addiction has led to multiple suicide calls to 911.

So what's Jenna's side of this? During the news conference the former porn star was packing up to leave for Las Vegas. When told about Tito's allegations, she said "he's trying to save his career" -- and then hit the road for Vegas with two friends.

Jenna and Ortiz first meet on myspace in 2006 and in March of 2009 had twin boys together. While Jenna is in Las Vegas her father will be taking care of their two sons.

Is anyone surprised by these two morons?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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camdry90 said:
I believe Tito, most pornstars are drug addicts... they're high while they work... Tito's an idiot for having kids with a former pornstar lol, i'd never impregnate a chick whose career involves taking co(k for a paycheck.
Yeah, but can you expect good judgment from a guy who gets kicked in the head for a paycheck? lol
 

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They're both degenerates.

This country needs some new, REAL heroes.
 

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What's hilarious about the whole thing is they have him "crying" over the situation in the picture of the press confernce on Yahoo. Typical AFC stereotype.

HE needs HER to keep whatever shred of a career he has left.

HE is "crying" over the situation whileshe leaves to Vegas with "friends".

HE will turn out to be the "bad guy" in the situation. Not poor lil Ms. Porn Star.

The media loves to make money off AFC steryotyping. It sells their papers soo well! Look at Tiki Barber as an example. He's the bad guy yet the new girl he is seeing is shown as "a hot ex-intern" and not the piece of garbage, homewrecker she is. I'm sure she knew NOTHING about his wife or her pregnancy. Yet still stays with him to bask in the media's fawning attention and "gifts" this guy buys her.

Step back and see these situations and how they play out over and over in your relationships as well. It's NEVER the woman's fault. ALWAYS the mans. Pathetic.
 

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J.F. said:
Yeah, but can you expect good judgment from a guy who gets kicked in the head for a paycheck? lol

stop insulting my profession :D

And seriously, what does a porn star wife do when she runs off? Other guys? Isn't that what she does for a job?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fvck this strung out *****, man. Only mistake would be Tito having kids with her, but what are you going to do?
 

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They're pornstars, so nothing surprises me. Undoubtedly, they're all on drugs.
 

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Tito is the equivalent of most women out there that claim they want a good guy but end up dating jerk after jerk (because women don't know what they want).

Women go after jerks and men sometimes go after Hors.

Example:
With his fame and money he could have any woman he wants! Instead he chose a dirty used up porn star. But why?

Sandra Bullock is famous, pretty, could have any man that she wants but instead of finding a guy that would treat her right she chose a bad boy that ended up cheating on her, but why?

Sandra Bullock chose a toy and so did Tito when both could have picked a nice, decent person instead chose shady characters from shady professions.
 

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Why do threads about sex get moved to "anything else" but celebrity gossip like this doesn't? Just wondering.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm not surprised she's addicted to painkillers, that vajay-jay has taken some serious pounding over the years!
 
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