"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tips on Tinder profile text that is cheesy and humorous ?

Sloppy_Sausage

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Hey Players, mind giving tips on cheezy profile texts on can use in tinder apart from the most common ones that we already know ? simple, humorous to bait the woman to swipe right ?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dhoulmagus

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I've gotten 3 gfs and multiple lays off of tinder. The best advice for tinder I have is to delete the **** app immediately :)
 

andy87

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I've gotten 3 gfs and multiple lays off of tinder. The best advice for tinder I have is to delete the **** app immediately :)
What experiences have you had? Mines so far have been awful tbh.
 

Fireballs

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Mine is simply -

6'3''
Winner of a beauty contest in monopoly


That's it, and I do ok on there..
 

Dhoulmagus

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What experiences have you had? Mines so far have been awful tbh.
Mostly girls with mental issues of broken in general. It's literally the free agency for dating.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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