Don’t judge me. I have this plate whose friend is very attractive and would like to add her to the rotation or get a quick lay. Some would say it’s impossible, can’t be done. I have had a lot of success lining up plates in the last few months. I am up for this challenge. Any experiences? Tips? These women are in their late thirties.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Tips on how to seduce a friend of a plate.
- Thread starter Mazer
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Nonchalant, aloof, and indifference.
She's practice. Small talk. Stack. Drop invite. Go balls deep or next.
She's practice. Small talk. Stack. Drop invite. Go balls deep or next.
Come on bro, you need tips to have sex with a pretty girl...IN HER LATE 30s? Are you kidding? In Hollywood, if the girl is 27+, she is DONE.
You tell her ‘Honey, you got about 72 seconds to take off your clothes or I’ll move on.’ Late 30s girl, that’s brutal.
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I currently am having (through text primarily) a mid-20s lass seducing ME. I'm playing the innocent, allowing myself to be lured or roped in. My words chosen are to make me the innocent little boy prey, and it's turning me on and she knows what she's doing. I can't do nothing atm but think of her as5 and how I want to be in her, her captive. I'd rather be seduced. A few women concurrently are working on me. I shuck a couple of them continually, week in week out. They may give up hope or be surprised should I accept their ways forward. During the Civil War, General Grant said, "No other terms than unconditional and immediate surrender. I propose to move immediately upon your works."