Tips on eating out...

[john paul]

...at a fancy restraunt,haha. <-gotta love family guy

but all jokes aside i feel like im lacking here after last nights experience. i read all the stuff in the bible so is it just going to take more practice?

I could tell I was doing it right with my fingers but then when it moved to oral I wasnt getting the same good response and i felt like i was losing her.

What works for you guys?

also i have never for sure found this girls c1it. I spent a while searching while I was rubbing but nothing jumped out and said thats it right there.

Some useful help from some experienced guys is what im looking for, im still learning how to swim.

 

[tick37]

I don't buy girls dinner. I have them meet me out, and we go dutch. Buying there love is BS.

 

[john paul]

I don't buy girls dinner. I have them meet me out, and we go dutch. Buying there love is BS.

I cant tell if your serious? the restraunt thing was just a joke. Im asking about eating a girl out

 

[drak_ool]

I spent a while searching while I was rubbing but nothing jumped out and said thats it right there.

did you use mapquest? they have maps for most 300+ lbs chicks, pretty helpful stuff

 

[john paul]

ok thanks i can see im going to get good posts from this thread

 

[tick37]

I cant tell if your serious? the restraunt thing was just a joke. Im asking about eating a girl out

Haha, I guess I should have read the whole post.

Anyway, just ask her while your down there. She knows herself pretty well.

Where the f is your ****?

 

[john paul]

haha alright i never thought about doing that but im a pretty straight forward guy and she knows it, so asking that wont completely take her by surprise.

 

[tick37]

She wants to pleased I'm sure.

 

[ready123]

lol, no need to ask her

go look it up on the net and figure out for yourself. unless she's morbidly obese, it's not that hard

 

[tick37]

lol, no need to ask her

go look it up on the net and figure out for yourself. unless she's morbidly obese, it's not that hard

If he knows anything about a ****, he won't need to look it up, but there is something not right with this chick. Does it look like a roast beef sandwich down there? Otherwise, you're right.

 

[john paul]

I know what it would look like but figuring out what it feels like from a picture isnt possible.
We are in the dark, I cant say hang on a sec and let me flip the light on and compare you to this diagram.

I know its up toward the top and thats about it other than it should be pretty obvious.

Shes not fat, maybe pushing 120

 

[ready123]

c'mon dude, unless you're fumbling around her *******, you should able to find it within 10 secs, even in teh dark

hint: it's right above the wetter hole. it might have skin protecting it because it's so sensitive, but it's in that general area

hmmm.... unless your girl is a tranny

j/k

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Because, no one is really giving you a serious answer. I suggest you do a search on Google. I used it for finding the G-Spot!

 

[young_gun]

Seriously, do a Google search and learn about the anatomy of that which is the female 'jiner. Then, do a search on "cunnilingus" (the art of performing oral sex on a woman) and you'll find everything you need to know to make your woman want it 24/7.

 

[AlanB]

One decent technique is to curve the end of the tongue and make circular motions around the c1it changing direction every so often and upping the intensity etc. Some girls love this but others are too sensitive and won't enjoy it as much so you just have to gauge the reaction.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Furburger 101

Eating pvssy is like eating a peach. You don't want to attack it straight from the center with one enormous bite. You'll get juice all over and create a mess. Your face will look like a hot Krispy Kream donut.

Instead you want to admire it, love it. Variety of tongue mechanics and tempo are critical. You don't want to paint a fence between her thighs.

Start with peppering kisses around the entire area, her abdomen, her inner thighs, the crease behind her knee is especially fruitful.

Alternating kisses with tongue work will provide varietal stimulation and will keep her guessing. The mental aspect is just as important as the physical.

Talk to her, tell her how much her smell turns you on, ask her if she likes _________ (do it with a slyness in tone). Auditory fvcking is a primary component.

GET HER INVOLVED IN HER OWN ORGASMS!

It's all about communication on different levels to assault different senses.

I'll fill you in on one of Karma's patented cunnilingus moves:

Use a hand and keep some pressure between her navel and her ****oris while you're going down on her. It makes her comfortable and provides mild pressure to the most sensitive area on her body.