"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tips if you live in a big city

Beardme321

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Recently got in touch with an old friend that likes to talk to celebrities. I explained to him the pitfall of doing the things he's doing and the downside of not approaching things by numbers. Meaning he's having less success and it's spilling over to his work life. Like it hasn't happened to us all. First thing to mention is that as good as it gets figure out what your city is good at. He highlighted he enjoys talking to basketball celebrities. Very lucrative job in this big city is Valet service. Only this big city does it work. But I can get more work being a grocer says Tom. So I kept pitching Valet. I've made money off of work as an Agent in Hollywood. Best Advice I give young people all the time is get your car and move out to California. All in all whether I've gotten to the biggest actress I can get or not I can run into someone that never realized their full potential. So I recommend a patch. I got so good at what I do I could ask the lotto to deposit a ticket and they would do it for scratchers or television. I recommend that the first car you own to be as interesting as the last 10 scripts you wrote that hit it big in Hollywood. Remember things aren't so much about the girl and Taking the money and handing it to mr.grocer won't solve all his problems but he turned down education for some reason. Finally never limit yourself and like Tyler Durden stop trying to control everything and let go!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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