"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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TIPS: How to F*** a girl in 30 minutes using mental escalation

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Yeah...

Once a girl is ready to make out...

you do... strong eye contact... which leads to HER thinking about kissing you...

then when she is thinking about kissing you... you say "i can't stop starring at your lips" this leads to HER WANTING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU.

Then you do stronger eye contact, more starring at her lips...

AND THEN SHE WILL MOVE IT FOR THE KISS...

SHE WILL ACTUALLY KISS CLOSE YOU!!!

But instead of kissing her... you TEASE... so you deny the kiss...:nono: but you smell her neck instead...

She will still want to kiss you bad!!! But she likes the neck smelling and biting too...

Soo you keep teasing the kiss... but give her something else like.... by going for her BACK... RUB THE SMALL OF HER BACK... the part right above her ass...

THIS TURNS WOMEN ON AAAALOT!!!

And she will want to make out even more...

But you don't kiss her... so you just keep teasing her...

Keep going... do what the chart says... until she starts touching you.... and eventually... grabbing you...

then she will wanna f-close you BAD... all you have to do... is just... chill out... and smile... and be like... "alright fine"

I hope this helps.
hyper
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How did you guys manage to even read his post.
The snake-oil, salesman title almost made me not bother.
I then notice he didn't even bother to fuc>ing write in English.

This guy is probably in da> highschool.
Christ, if you guys are really so desperate to get laid, I should write my own guide for you.
Only, I'll put some effort into it and give you experience I actually have.

Sorry 'hyper', but even if it was good advice, I'll never know because you were just as lazy in writing it as I was in not reading it.
That explains it, he's a 'dating coach'.
 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by HolyG
can you explain how to read it, its pretty confusing
was thinking that too
The explanation is right here:

(but you read the graph from the bottom up)

Once a girl is ready to make out...

you do... strong eye contact... which leads to HER thinking about kissing you...

then when she is thinking about kissing you... you say "i can't stop starring at your lips" this leads to HER WANTING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU.

Then you do stronger eye contact, more starring at her lips...

AND THEN SHE WILL MOVE IT FOR THE KISS...

SHE WILL ACTUALLY KISS CLOSE YOU!!!

But instead of kissing her... you TEASE... so you deny the kiss... but you smell her neck instead...

She will still want to kiss you bad!!! But she likes the neck smelling and biting too...

Soo you keep teasing the kiss... but give her something else like.... by going for her BACK... RUB THE SMALL OF HER BACK... the part right above her ass...

THIS TURNS WOMEN ON AAAALOT!!!

And she will want to make out even more...

But you don't kiss her... so you just keep teasing her...

Keep going... do what the chart says... until she starts touching you.... and eventually... grabbing you...

then she will wanna f-close you BAD... all you have to do... is just... chill out... and smile... and be like... "alright fine"

I hope this helps.
hyper

You need a "Super Rad" (that's how corny PUAs talk; so im just speaking his lingo) leather jacket to read it.
yep we're the corniest ever. btw buko check out this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hyper_ said:
Yeah...

Once a girl is ready to make out...

you do... strong eye contact... which leads to HER thinking about kissing you...

then when she is thinking about kissing you... you say "i can't stop starring at your lips" this leads to HER WANTING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU.

Then you do stronger eye contact, more starring at her lips...
I like the "i can't stop starring at your lips" line and will use it next time and let you know how it goes :)
 
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