was in reno a couple of months ago and the last night of my week long snowboard trip, we headed out to the strip club. it was me and three friends. i was drunk. so where they. two my friends were near the stage getting drinks, i was sitting by myself like a loser, and my other friend was running game on this stripper. i walked over and said hello, and instantly became the world biggest *******. this ***** ate it up. she said that i shouldn't be so pissed coz my vacation is over. and she gave me a dance. i looked very uninterested the whole time largely coz i was, and coz im better than to give any stripper my time or feelings. strip clubs are afc havens, hands down. at this point, her vag was melting coz i didnt giver her any attention like most of the pathetic souls that linger around these places. we were leaving and she ran after me to give me her number. she said " my boss doesn't want me talking to yall coz he said i should be working these fat, older men over there." said she would get with us after work. she came to our hotel and pleased us all, and for free. needless to say, she probably porked some really fat dude before hand, but at least i didn't spend any money on her, nor did i give her any indication that i was enjoying her. i really ****ing hate strip clubs.
p.s. this past weekend an ex of mine texted me drunk at 2am from a strip club. i dont know whether she was working, or what, it sounded skanky
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