tips ASAP please ....

[xanderbaz]

OK, I'm in. $200 that he's already a dead one.
And yes, you could at least pretend you've read the DJBible... In love? What the fvck is wrong with you? You're missing her? This guy's not drunk, he's just plain ol' dumb.
Reality check: You made about 90 posts here and you still have no grasp of basics. I certainly hope you sober up for your own sake.
Good luck.

 

[MetalFortress]

Ehh I min love wahahahahah I wanan asj out tihs cheerleader but im afraid to ehh does she like me she wants me to rub alovera all over her body ehh does that mean she likes me ehhhh wahahahahah

RATIONALIZE. Wh0, stop acting drunk, and look at things from a logical, rational point of view. Wanting you to rub aloe vera on her sunburn is making it too easy even for YOU. Can you say INSTANT KINO OPPORTUNITY?

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Originally posted by DJ IronGirevik
Ehh I min love wahahahahah I wanan asj out tihs cheerleader but im afraid to ehh does she like me she wants me to rub alovera all over her body ehh does that mean she likes me ehhhh wahahahahah

RATIONALIZE. Wh0, stop acting drunk, and look at things from a logical, rational point of view. Wanting you to rub aloe vera on her sunburn is making it too easy even for YOU. Can you say INSTANT KINO OPPORTUNITY?

sunburn...yuck

 

[jive]

Originally posted by wh01987
Ok I met this really nice cheerleader at my school and she has cheer practice during my drivers ed class..(yeah useless info) Anyway we gonna go hang out Sunday probably... so ehh i think she likes me.. Any tips? i dont wanna screw this chance up.. We are going to go to lunch and a movie unless her dad says no then probably hang at her house .. heh.. (i tihnk she likes me she said i can rub her sunburns down with alovera w00t) whahah need so any tips advice welcome.. if your just gonna say somthing stupid then please dont post.. this is serious

First of all, it is not serious. The whole point is to have fun, so if you're being serious, how can you have fun?

You also said: 1) you don't want to screw this up, 2) you think she likes you, and 3) you think she likes you. What do we call that? Desperate.

Read the bible.

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by DJ IronGirevik
Ehh I min love wahahahahah I wanan asj out tihs cheerleader but im afraid to ehh does she like me she wants me to rub alovera all over her body ehh does that mean she likes me ehhhh wahahahahah

That made so much more sense than the original post!

 

[DrunkMick]

My advice?
Never open your mouth around her and put it in her butt. Twice.

you sound like you're drunk.....

I've typed up English portfolios drunk before. This guy doesn't sound drunk, he sounds stupid.

 

[Da-OnlyX]

For the Xth time.....


Read the fvkin bible.

 

[wh01987]

anyway

Well actually ive figured out to just keep it cool. We are going to watch 28 days next week. Somthing bad happend to her so im trying to be a friend. I dont really know if she likes me. But she sent me a Bday card. Uhhh.. yeah and we are going to the movies so i dont know what will happen. Anyway , ananomusss

 

[$ Cap Wun $]

KID!! You're funny - you obviously don't "get it." You're mind is all wrong, (I can't believe I used to be just like you) and she sent you a birthday card - so what??? Never take little things so seriously -- keep it cool, like you said, and I'm praying to God that you DO keep it cool - you know?

 

[xanderbaz]

Re: anyway

Originally posted by wh01987
Somthing bad happend to her so im trying to be a friend. I dont really know if she likes me. But she sent me a Bday card.

You might as well go over and cry with her and make her a cup of hot cocoa, you pvssified excuse for a man... Check your pants for balls at some point; I don't think you have any.
Not only that he ignored everything we told him, he's being even dumber. Well, I guess somebody's gotta be that, too. WUSSBAG.

 

[Superman X]

I've read nothing but the first line of the original post, and I know what this is.

ONEITIS

GFTOW (Go find/flirt with/**** ten other women)